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K) Judge & HAght 1915. by Lesiie-J ie. tttered at the Post- Office at New Yorkas s ttail matter.Cable addtess‘Sudgark™”) Telephotie 6632MadisonSonare Published weekly hy the Lestie-Judge Co.225 Fifth Ave New York City eudett P. Sleichet Secretarss j JAWaldson Editor Vol. LXVIII “May 15, 1915 No. 1752 SUBSCRIPTION RATES One year, or 52 numbers - - . Six months, or 26 numbers - : Thirteen weeks : - Subseriptions payable in advance by “raft on New York, or by express or postal order. Evrorean AcEnts—Wm. Dawson & Sona, Lt o's, Avenue de [Opera Paris: ‘bach's News Exchange, i6 John Clara’ Strasse, Mainz, Germany. nd advertising for all the pr tes at any of the abo' Contributors must inclose a stamped and self-addressed envelope with all manuscripts, -annot be guaranteed. We receive n that we shall not be held respon- sible for its loss or injury while in our hands or in transit. I¢ JupGE cannot be found at any news-stand, the publishers will be under obligations if that fact props reported on postal card or by letter. BACK NUMBERS: Present year, 10 cents per copy ; 1914, 10 cents ; 1913, 20 cents, ete. me ‘The contents of JUDGE are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great tain. Postage tree in the United States. its dependencies, and cers To Canadian Provinces add 60 cents a year for postage ; to all foreign countries add $1.00 a year, Western Apvertisine Orrici Marquette a0dine, Chicago New ENGLAND ADVERTISING Or¥ice: Tremont Buildin: WASHINGTON REPRESENTATIVE Wyatt Building, Washington, D.C. Stories With Smiles Made a Difference—Little Willie became slightly indisposed, and when the family doctor was called, he prescribed some medicine in powder form. “Come, Willie,’’ said the fond mother, preparing one of the pow- ders as soon as the medicine arrived from the drug store, ‘‘you must take this right away, so that you will be well.” **No, I don't want to take it,’’ whined Willie, backing away from the dose. ‘‘I don’t need no medicine."” “Why, Willie,” pleaded mother, gently drawing the boy toward her, ‘‘you never heard me complain about a little powder, did you?’’ “No, an’ neither would I,’’ was the startling rejoinder of Willie, “if I could just put it on my face like you do; but I have to swallow it.""—Philadelphia Telegraph. For Good Cause—A man allowed himself to get very much excited about a letter he had written to the editor of a newspaper. He told a friend that he intended to lick the editor. “*Why?”” “*Well, the other day I sent him a letter on public affairs, which I signed ‘Honestas.’'’ **Didn’t he print it?’’ “*Sure, he printed it. But what did he do but add ‘s’ to the signa- ture !"’—Manchester Union. A Modern Battle—A military attache said at a Washington luncheon: **Modern warfare has no picturesqueness, no beauty. A wounded soldier at Charleroi was asked to describe his impressions of a modern battle. He eased his face bandages and replied, ‘A modern battle? What's it like? Well, first you hear a deuce of a noise, and then the nurse says, ‘‘Try and take a little swaller o° this."”’ ''—Washington Star. Alluring iment—Wife—Why did you stand and talk so long with that Turkish peddler? Husband—I was trying to convert him. Wife—Huh! Great missionary you would be! What did you tell him? Husband—I told him a Christian was not obliged to have more than one wife.—New York Weekly. In “The Silver Buddha’’, Fu- Manchu’s beauti- ful slave, Kara- manéh, saves Dr, Petrie from a grew- some death. Petrie opens a secret door, when he seizes a sil- ver Buddha in the shop of an antique dealer, and is confronted by ‘Fu-Manchu — follow Petrie into the myste- rious region beyond that door in this week's Collier's THE NATIONAL WEEKLY 416 West 13th Street, New York City