Judge, 1915-02-06 · page 21 of 24
Judge — February 6, 1915 — page 21: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with a small humor section. The main content includes: **"With The College Wits"** — A collection of brief jokes from college humor magazines (Michigan Gargoyle, Stanford Chaparral, Harvard Lampoon, etc.). These are gentle, collegiate humor pieces about romance, campus life, and wordplay — typical of early 20th-century student publication fare. One joke about a passionate embrace being a tired woman resting after running for a train exemplifies the innocent, sentimental humor of the era. **"Aw Made These Men"** — The large right-side advertisement features five headshots of men, appearing to promote a correspondence school law degree program. This reflects the era's mail-order education industry. **Remaining content** — Various product advertisements (Vaseline Hair Tonic, Wizard Liquid Pistol, jewelry, a dime bank) typical of period magazines. No significant political satire is evident on this page. The page reflects early 1900s consumer culture and collegiate humor standards.
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