ComicBooks.com Register / Loginit's free!

Judge, 1915-01-09 · page 22 of 24

Judge — January 9, 1915 — page 22: what you’re looking at

📖 Open the full issue in the page-flip reader →
Judge — January 9, 1915 — page 22: Judge, 1915-01-09

What you’re looking at

This page is primarily **advertising with comedic interludes**, not political satire. The major advertisements promote: 1. **"The Science of a New Life"** — a marriage/sexuality instructional book marketed to couples 2. **Vaseline Hair Tonic** — a grooming product 3. **Bermuda cruise** on the S.S. "Oceana" steamship The right column contains three **humorous short stories**: - A barber anecdote about time management - A traveling salesman's trick for identifying married men (they wipe their feet on doormats, unmarried men don't) - A comic dialogue about an office boy's duties creating barriers to access - An incomplete story about "Willie's Impression" These are **mild workplace and domestic humor pieces**, typical of early 20th-century Judge magazine—observational comedy rather than political commentary. The page reflects period attitudes about marriage, gender roles, and office etiquette without targeting specific figures or events.

📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Every Married Couple) and all who contemplate marriage Vaseline Reg. U. S. Pat. Of. Hair Tonic Should Own this complete informative book “The Science of a New Life” By JOHN COWAN, M. D. Radel sad recent ty tore | A,beshh-siring deeming for i the scalp, Prevents dandruff and falling of revealed too late! No book like it to be the hai had at the price. We can only givea Gets right down to the roots and gives just the necessary stimulation needed to keep the hair in per- fect condition. For sale everywhere. Send 10c. for trial size bottle Feo a9, ever cave, with po shor ena, put « little pure -V celine’ on the having bresh asd rub ta wads the lair, CHESEBROUGH MFG. COMPANY idated] New York few of the chapter subjects here as this is not meant for children. (Agents Special The regular price le wanted). $3.00. qn fives Maroy mare giving full and complete tabte cf coutente mated PRE J.S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., Sew ork City 17% State Street 48 hours from frost to flowers BERMUDA “Tsles of Enchantment” Spend an ideal winter vacation in the wonderful summer land away from the rigors of winter. American Twin-screw S. S. “Oceana” (14,000 tons) The largest, steadiest, most magnificent steamship in Southern trade. Sailing every Saturday. Send for booklet 10 R. M. MUCH, General Passenger Agent 1460 Broadway, New York “Under the Stars and Stripes to Bermuda” B rs Stories ‘With Stiles An Awful Possibility — Breat rushed into the barber Shop. aay lar and necktie were off in a trice, and sprang into the chair over which old Fr | presided. “*T want a shave and a haircut, and | tm | only fifteen minutes,’ he said. Old Fritz stopped to consider. After, few seconds he asked, a “*Vitch do you vant the most?’’ == “A shave."" ee The shave took about eleven minutes, As Fritz removed the towel from his cu tomer's neck, he said, ‘Mine friend, don't nefer again ak 4 | Fs barber to cut your hair and shafe you js | fifteen minutes, pecause some time you might find a barber vat would do it"~ Youth's Companion. | | == How He Knows—A traveling sales aget visiting a large factory made a bet with the rm manager that he would pick outall thems. |“ ried men among the employes. Accordingly he stationed himself at the door as they came back from dinner ay mentioned all those whom he believed tote married, and in almost every case he wa right. “*How do you do it?’’ asked the manager i in amazement. ? “Oh, it's quite simple,” said the tar | fer eler, “quite simple. The married mena ani wipe their feet on the mat. The single ma stag don’t.""—St. Louis Post-Dispatch. indi Staging a Bluff—'‘Is the office boy ca 5 ey duty to keep, people away from me?” bes “Yes, sir.’ art “Is there a bench in the hall onwhid| |“ busy business men may sit while waiting» | ie see me?"? A “Yes, sir."? ae ‘*Is there a hidden lock on the gatettz| 3°) leads into the outer office?” , “Yes, sir.’ A “Has the telephone girl been instruc!) ston to ask all who call for me their names a | 7 business?’" “Oh, yes all about thai “And to consult me before permittiy any one to talk to me?’’ “Yes, sir.’” “Is everything arranged here to make? as difficult as possible for people to transit) business with this firm?"’ “It is.” “Good! ir—our telephone girl know / “ Then I'll go into my ot) knig begin impressing the populace with my it wait portance.’’—Detroit Free Press. man Willie’s Impression—One afternoon i] che Willie, who had been playing out on | 7, lawn, entered the house and thoughtful!) yer, approached his mother. ont **Mamma," said he, “where do theyke|) —pyiy the bear down in our church?" whe “The bear, child?"’ asked Willie’s mothe, hea- with a wondering expression. ‘* What bez «) Who ever told you such a ridiculous thi as that?" 4 “*Nobody told me,’’ was the quiet rejo? der of the perplexed youngster; ‘* but eve]