Judge — December 5, 1914 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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ONE WINTER night—how long ago it seems!—I lay me down to bask in pleasant dreams. My sock was hung, hard by the quilting frame, where Santa Claus must see it when he came. I'd been assured by elders, good and wise, that he would come when I had closed my eyes; along the roofs he'd drive his team and sleigh, and down the chimney make his sooty way. And much I wondered, as I drowsy grew, how he would pass the elbows in the flue. The morning came, the Christmas bells rang loud, I heard the singing of a joyous crowd, and in my sock that blessed day I found a gift that made my head whirl round and round. A pair of skates, whose runners shone like glass, whose upper parts were rich with steel and brass! A pair of skates that would the gods suffice, if ever gods go scooting o’er the ice! All through the day I held them in my arms and nursed them close, nor wearied of their charms, 1 did not envy then the king his crown, the knight his charger, or the mayor his town. I scaled the heights of rapture and delight—I had new skates, oh, rare and wondrous sight! 'Twas long ago, and they who loved me then are in their graves, the wise old dames and men. Since that far day when rang the morning chimes, the Christmas bells have rung full forty times; the winter snow is on my heart and hair, and old beliefs have vanished in thin air. No more I wait to hear old Santa's team, as drowsily I drift into a dream. Age has no myths, no legends, no beliefs, but only facts, and facts are mostly griefs. I’ve prospered well, I’ve earned a goodly store, since that bright morning in the time of yore. My home is filled with rare and costly things, and every day some modern comfort brings; I’ve motor cars and also speedy steeds, and goods to meet all human wants or needs; and at the bank, when I step in the door, the money changers bow down to the floor. The bells of Christmas clamor in the gale, but I am old, and life is flat and stale. I'd give my hoard for just one thrill of joy, such as I knew when, as a little boy, | proudly went and showed my youthful mates my Christmas gift—a pair of shin- ing skates! For those cheap skates I'd give my motor cars, my works of art, my Cuba-made cigars, my stocks and bonds, my hunters and my hounds, my stately mansion and my terraced grounds, if, having them, I once again might know the joy I knew so long, so long ago! No Overhead Charges “So you wish to marry my daughter, do you, Mr. Squiggles?’” said Colonel Hinksley. “Yes,"’ said Squiggles, ‘I do."” “Can you meet the obligations of married life?’’ demanded the cautious parent. “Why, yes—I think so, colonel,’’ said Squiggles. ‘‘Maude tells me she hasn't any relatives anywhere.” Incongruous Mamie—That Mrs. Flipp is a great matchmaker, isn’t she? Tessie—I used to think so, until she bought her red-haired husband a purple necktie. pth THE GENERAL'S WAY Orderly—If ye plase, gineral, the army wants to know hew it kin git over the river. : Commandant—I'll think it over. —-s