Judge — June 27, 1914 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Double Room, with detached bath, $1.90 pee der. Where They Single Room, with private bath, a ‘: $1.50 per day and upward. Will Receive Double Room, with private bath, the p $200 per day and upward. the Best of | | American plan—Root and meals— and Sisters Attention $2.50, $3.00, $3.50 per day. ana bedroom and Suites—Pa rors pedroom ding Protection private all meals for one, per week. $22.00 up: for two, per week, $28.00 up. Especially low rates by the week during the swumer months Write for Cireular JOHN HARRIS - - - Manager soil Stories ‘with Smifes Blunt Candor—A visitor who had an ex. alted opinion of his golf ability was ex. tended the courtesy of the club, and the first day he went over the beautiful course in the Highlands, accompanied by a bright caddy. He had succeeded in burying his + ball in every bunker, gulley and burn on or near the links, when he turned to the caddy and said, ‘‘Really, this is the most difficult course I have ever played on!" “‘Hoo dae ye ken?’’ asked the caddy gravely. ‘Ye havna played on it yet.” —San Francisco Argonaut. Lesser Evil—The man from Glasgow had suffered grievously in crossing the Chan- nel, and when he next had occasion to re- peat the journey, he did not intend that there should be so much acute physical discomfort attached to it. So he marched into a chemist’s shop. “Have ye onything to stay the pangs of seasickness?”’ he asked, in his winning Glasgow accent. “Certainly, sir; we have the very thing,’’ said the obliging druggist. “*Hoo much is it?’" “Half a crown, sir.’’ The Glasgowian staggered back a pace, visibly shaken. ‘‘Losh!’’ he gasped, when» he recovered himself. ‘‘I would sooner be seasick !"’—London Mirror. ‘ The Amateur—Disciples of an illustri- ous and rather pompous French painter 4 tell a neat story against him. Last | autumn he was, with most of European society, in Venice. He saw a painter sketching the view of the Grand Canal. Some innocent amateur, no doubt. He went up, looked at the sketch, and liked it. ‘‘Not bad, sir; not bad at all,”” he said; and added, ‘‘You ought to exhibit | in Paris. Send something tothe Artistes | Francais, and mention my name. Here is my card.”’ The ‘‘amateur’’ took the card, thanked his patron, and said, ‘‘I must also intro- duce myself. I am an American. My name is John Singer Sargent. I have | exhibited in Paris once or twice already.”” —London Exchange. Legal View—A Cleveland attorney took the Mediterranean trip a month ago. It was his first time across the water, and» he stated on his return that he would have had a perfectly glorious time but for the | silly questions asked him by customs offi- cials. 5 It was on the pier at New York that { his woes came to aclimax. ‘‘Open your trunk, please,’’ commanded the custom- house officer. ‘‘Have you anything in there but personal property?’’ he con- tinued. “What do you mean by personal prop- erty?’’ countered the lawyer. The officer Icoked up in amazement. “For heaven’s sake, don’t you know what personal property is?” . “I thought I did,’ answered the attor- ney, ‘‘and I can assure you that there is no real estate in my trunk.’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. comicbooks.com