Judge, 1914-06-06 · page 23 of 24
Judge — June 6, 1914 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** interspersed with brief college humor jokes. The main satirical content consists of short, attributed comic quips from various college publications (Stanford Chaparral, Cornell Widow, Princeton Tiger, etc.). The jokes mock typical college experiences: a man groveling to retrieve a dropped dime before a movie date; a track athlete too fast to make the team (paradoxical logic); a woman requiring minimal maternal supervision at dances; a student asking a math professor to calculate his probability of passing. One cartoon, captioned "Bankrupt!" (Ohio Sun-Dial), shows a classical female figure but lacks explanatory text—its meaning is unclear. The advertisements reflect early 20th-century luxury marketing: Old Overholt Rye whiskey, Evans' Ale for yachtsmen, a Thousand Islands resort, Great Western Champagne, and Vaseline Hair Tonic. These target affluent readers with leisure time and disposable income, positioning products as markers of sophistication and good taste.
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ans zg, ell b- is ee Faas ls Old Overholt Rye “Same for 100 years” Tt has satisfied and warmed the hearts of connoisseurs since the early days of the Nation, Made of purest mountain water and the best of sun- ripened grain. Aged in the wood and bottled in bond. A. OVERHOLT & CO. Pittsburgh, Pa, A Good Boat | jand a Good Supply That’s the Yachtsman’s defini- tion of living and good sport. Ask any good Yachtsman. Dealers or C. M. Evans & Sons, Hudson. N. Y. 1000 Island House ALEXANDRIA BAY Jefferson County New York IN THE HEART OF THE THOUSAND ISLANDS In the most enchanting spot in all America, where nature's charms are rarest, all the de- lights of modern civilization are added in the 1,000 Island House. No hotel of the Metrop- olis provid ater living facilities or such luxurious comfort—real HOME comfort—as does this palatial Summer retreat. An amusement for every hour, or quict, complete rest, isthe choice of every guest. All Drinking Water Used in the House Is Filtered Send two 2-cent stamps for Illustrated Booklet O. G. STAPLES, Proprietor WILLIAM WARBURTON, Mgr. With The Coflege Wits The Reason Why—Doris—He groveled in the dust at my feet-—— Dorith—How exciting! Doris—for we were going to the movies and he had dropped his dime.—Stanford Chaparral. Not in It—Sylvester—I hear that Regi- nald is out for the track team. He's pretty fast, isn’t he? Sigismund—Yes; and that’s the reason he'll never make the team. — Cornell Widow. Bankrupt ! —Ohio Sun-Dial. Altogether Too Mild —‘‘Did you like the last dance?’’ “Not very much; mother frowned at me only twice.’’—Princeton Tiger. The Only Kind—She—What is a dairy Tanch? He—It's the only kind of a restaurant where you can sit opposite to a lady with- out paying for her food.—Harvard Lam- Poon. Not a Resident—‘Shay, m’friend, I have been arguing on a question which we want you to d’cide for us. Is that planet up there the sun or the moon?”’ “M’'friend, I can’t shay. 1'm a stran- ger in town.’’— Wisconsin Sphinz. A Poser — Mathematical professor —1 have now completely discussed the theory of probability. Are there any questions? Problematical freshman—Yes, sir. Will you please compute the probability of my passing this course?—Dartmouth Jack o’ Lantern. In The Spotlight of Honor In comp with foreign champagne, Great Western received the highest recognition. For brilliancy, bouquet, flavor, fragrance—for all the qualities that make champagne recognized as out of the ordinary. Great Western Champagne Extra Dry — S*tge,"seyve pipiens hg Got er yrasea A081. Pare Dnese & ance, 1889. taectuon festen 1990. ‘Vienna Exposi- ton, kast, V3, Sree Eapaionn, Bolg, 1097- bron Eoestion, Geigiam, 1910, Pleasant Valley Wine Co. Rheims, N.Y. OLDEST AND LARGEST MAKCRs Of CHAMPAGNE IN AMERICA SOCIETYS NEWEST Thee ig to let the reDers ers of SUDGE now about socielys newest member= S Anargyros' SPECIAL BRUSI-END Cigaretes Ultra. individual and rather expensing. fade entirely by hand and sepa' wrapped in silver - foil to a ness and flavor At clubs the better stands - 2 Keep Your Hair Healthy Vaseline Reg. U. S. Pat. OF. Hair Tonic A Health-giving dressing for the scalp, Prevents dandruff and fall- ing of the hair. Gets right down to the roots For sale everywhere. Send 10c for trial size bottle CHESEBROUGH MFG. COMPANY [Consolidated] 174 State Street New Yo comicbooks.com