Judge, 1914-05-16 · page 17 of 24
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This is a satirical poem mocking Mexican romance and masculinity through ethnic stereotype. The narrative follows Don Pedro, who serenades his lady love (Donna Chloe) so persistently in rain and cold that he catches pneumonia—which she mistakes for proof of devotion. The joke's punchline: a "Ranger from the neighboring State" kills him, ending his romantic troubles. The satire appears to mock both excessive Latin sentimentality and the stereotype of the Mexican man as physically fragile and ultimately disposable. The reference to a "Ranger" likely invokes the Texas Rangers, playing on American frontier mythology. The poem relies on period ethnic caricature—exaggerated accents ("pa-la-ci-o"), romantic excess, and implied danger from American law enforcement—to generate humor at Mexican expense. The page is otherwise filled with period advertisements unrelated to the cartoon's content.
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A Merely Mexican Madrigal By MAURICE SWITZER oO THE fair Donna Chloe, From her pa-la-ci-o, Called down to Don Pedro, who wooed her below: “Sing a sweet serenade Of the vows you have made, Or ne'er will you win my affee- tion, Pedro."’ So all the night long Pedro warbled a song That told of his love and his pas- sion so strong— Singing out in the rain, In an unsheltered plain, Till all of his vocal machinery went wrong. And she listened in bliss To something like this: “Oh, lady so fair, oh, Here in the chill air, oh, I sing! Do give ear, I implore you! Though due at the front, oh, I'm pulling this stunt, oh, As evidence that I adore you! Oh, listen, I pray, oh! Please turn not away, oh! I'd sing though I froze to the bone! If my voice is falsetto, ‘Tis ‘cause I am wet, oh, So tell me you love me, my own!"* All the next evening, too, Though the bitter wind blew, Still hoarsely he caroled his roun- delay through; Till the lady she thought That the cold he had caught Was proof that his love was en- during and true. So she pitied his plight, For she loved him, all right; But never again came the amo- rous knight. For, sad to relate, From the neighboring State A Ranger had snipped him and put out his light. OnOctober 18,1913, was dedicated the world’s most tremendous memorial— the Leipzig Monument commemorating () the “Battle of Nations” where, 100 years ago, allied Europe shattered the armies of the Great Napoleon. Its colossal dome ts supported by twelve gigantic warriors forty feet in height resting on their swords as guardians of the Personal Liberty of the German people. All human progress rests upon Personal Liberty— without its blessing neither nations nor individuals can develop. To Americans the Constitution of the United States forever guarantees Personal Liberty. Upon the tenets of the United States Constitution Anheuser Busch, brewers of Budweiser, 57 years ago founded their institution. To-day shen pet bottled beer is sold in every state of the uni he . ilized pe journeys Budhaiceris demanded. ts Quality, Purity, Mildness an lusive Saazer Hop Flavor itthe natural choice of Americans. idenise: sales exceed any other beer by millions of bottles ANHEUSER-BUSCH ° ST. LOUIS Means Moderation THE WHITTIER INN Sea Gate, New York Harbor An Ideal Hotel Home for Summer—Open from May to November Europeon and American Plan ‘The Inn is situated in a private park maintained Entire cottages (including Hotel Service) may by the local cottage community. be leased for the season. Rooms with private bath and porch. A clean, broad beach with ample bathing facil- Rooms are available in nearby cottages to those ities. ‘Tennis, baseball, rowing and sailing. who prefer them, service and privileges of the Inn Private boat service to and from New York being the same. City. Also frequent train service to Brooklyn. Telephone Garage A Delightful Place — Just 45 Minutes by Private Boat from New York Rates and Booklet Upon Application In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com