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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It features commercial advertisements interspersed with a "Stories with Smiles" humor column. The advertisements include: - White Rock mineral water ("The World's Best Table Water") - Marriage advice books - Hotel Earlington - Detroit Marine Engines - Paper warehouse services - Vulcan Ink and pencils - The Landon School - White Valley Gem Company (synthetic diamonds) - Sunny Brook whiskey The humor column contains brief anecdotes about married couples and social situations, including a reference to **Daniel Webster** (19th-century statesman), used as a historical figure for comedic effect rather than political commentary. The jokes are domestic in nature—marital bickering, water shortages, and social awkwardness—reflecting early-20th-century American middle-class concerns. This appears to be a typical Judge magazine page mixing advertising revenue with light entertainment, rather than the sharp political satire the magazine was known for.

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and all who contemplate marriage Should Own this complete informative book The Science of a New Life” By JOHN COWAN, M. D. Endorsed and recommended by fore- most medical and religious critics throughou: U.S. Unfolds the secrets of married happiness, so often revealed too late! No book like it to be had at the price. We can only givea few of the chapter subjects here as this book is not meant for children. (Agents Every Married Couple felipe of 82.00 ‘ cnteots waited ¥ J.S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., Sew'\tni'tits Detroit Marine Engine Uses Gasoline |» | or Kerosene PAPER WAREH Noa. 22, 34 and eecker WHO CAN THINK OF SOME tect your ideas, they may bring ded Inventions" and “How to t Your Money.” jolph & Co, 8. Dept. 129, Washington, QA Step from Broadway. Q Absolutely Fireproof. EUROPEAN PLAN HOTEL EARLINGTON 27th Street, West of Broadway, NEW YORK Q Quiet as a Village at Night. Q Your Comfort Our Aim Always. SINGLE ROOMS, Parlor, Bedroom and ‘Bath, front of house, one person, $2.00; two people ple, $350; Why pay more when our service is equalled only by the best? VHISKEY $1.00 E. W. WARFIELD, Ma: YOUR CORRESPONDENCE ~ “VULCAN” INK Red PENCIL $. or Black, 1 4% oF 534 in. Ss ly of ink FREE wipcictvers J, J. ULLRICH & CO., 27 Thames St., New York COPY THIS SKETCH ings showing prasitalitors for VOU, HE LANDON SCHOOL =...‘ 1488 Sebofleld Malling, Clevetan ‘Stand acid and fire diamond test. So hard they easily scratch a file ari will cut glass, Brilliancy guaran- tecd years. Mounted in Mk solid gold m before pay: pin or stod for ¢ramination in advance, joney retunde Tnatistactory, Write tniay for free catalog. WHITE VALLEY GEM CO., 773 Wulsin Bldg. In In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. a ~ Stoties ‘With Smifes Too Cruel—Daniel Webster was sued by his butcher for a bill of standing. Before the suit was sett he met the butcher on the street, and, to the man’s great embarrassment, Stopped to ask why he had ceased sending arora for his order. “Why, Mr. Webster,’’ said the trade. man, ‘I did not think you would want deal with me when I've brought sit against you!"? “Tut, tut!’’ said Mr. Webster, me all you wish, but, for heaven’ don’t try to starve me to death!’ York Evening Post. $5 ake, ice A Water Famine—‘‘You fellows in the city welcome a cold snap,” says a cou. try correspondent. ‘You pretend yo don’t, but you do. Frightful weather means headlines in the papers, and co. sequent news and excitement to you. Tp usin the country it means actual phy ical suffering. It’s the same way with every inconvenience. If your water is pronounced unwholesome, what do yor do? You go to the store and buy bottled water. We can’t do that in the country, “Last year we had a water famin down in the little town where I live Had to distill our water by a slow and painful process. One afternoon my wife came to me and said, “**Well, my dear, what would be better to do this evening—wash Bobby's tace or have boiled potatoes for supper? wi Cleveland Plain Dealer. Heary Was Right— Mrs. Henrypec Ce (looking up from her reading) —This writer says that the widows make the | best wi Mr, Henrypeck—But, really, my dear, you can hardly expect me to die justia |) order to make @ good wife of you.—Stroy Stories. A Neglected Subject—‘'I don’t like Mrs, Wombat. Wants to talk about her poodle all the time. never seems to care to hear about my canary.’’"—Pittsburgh Post. The Main Question—‘‘ Mabel, I’m drawn on the grand jury.”” “So am I, Gertrud “Our responsibilities will be heavy. “T realize that. What shall we w —Livingston Lance. 124 OfO| sazae The Difference—‘*Do you find your sec- ond husband much like your first?’" “Ine hing but one respect.’? “What's that?"’ “My first husband is dead.''— Detroit Free Press. To the Bitter End— Redd— What do you think of the new baseball league? Greene—It means war in the baseball world, Redd—Sure! It will be diamond cut diamond.— Yonkers Statesman. comicbooks.com