Judge — March 14, 1914 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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When you turned suddenly and ran into the fire hydrant, you seem to have slipped off the curb and twisted your ankle. You'll be all right in a week or so.’” “Yes, And, doctor, one request.’’ “Go ahead.’” “Won't you please have the papers say that the accident was due to my French high heels?’’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Real Mourner—‘‘ What are you wear- ing that thing for?’’ asked Mrs. Gabb, when her husband came home with a band of crape around his hat. “For your first husband,*’ replied Mr. Gabb. ‘‘I’m sorry he died.’"—Cincinnati Enquirer. Softy—‘‘He remarked to her that men are but clay.”” “Bright.’’ “And she asked him if that applied to her.”” “And then?” “He replied that it applied to all. And now his name is mud.’’ “She threw cold water on him, eh?’’— Houston Post. August It, 1816, '" oday being Batorday. 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