Judge — March 14, 1914 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Home OME is 8 man’s castle commanded by H his better half. As aids in govern- ing, Miladi employs her mother, the cook, ie cnildren, the Ladies’ Home Journal, oe coasts page, Ella Wheeler Wilcox, the family lawyer, the minister and the ighbors. br may consist of a collection of igeonholes called an apartment, a lodg- ing with the old folks, a seat or so ata ally respectable boarding-house, a part ent on a plumber’s bill, or the prin- {ipal consideration in an automobile mort- Shad be uses of a home are varied and humorous. It may serve as a lecture hall, a battleground, a rolling-pin alley, temporary lodging for cooks and a permanent one for poor relations, the terminus of the Owl-Car Line, a post- graduate cooking-school experiment sta- tion, or a storehouse for pipes, dogs, a wife, heirs, liberty, hobbies and grouches, Home may be started with a marriage license, a credit slip with a furniture in- stallment house, some sentiment, a few wall mottoes and a lot of grease, sugar and spices. It may be broken up by a rent ejectment suit, a family friend, a bad habit, a fiery temper or an uncon- trollable longing for a sixty-horse-power motor car. Some people endeavor to buy and own a home, while others prefer to move whenever the rent day and the furniture van come around, —Stuart B. Stone. Announcing the Stork A Kansas cattle king in {the old days woke up one morning to learn that he was the father of triplets. Immensely pleased with what the gods had done for him, he raced to the village, eager to tell the news toall his friends and fellow-rangers. This is the way he broached the subject to the crowd at the country store. “Fellows, you remember the doll rack at the county fair last summer, where you threw three baseballs for a nickel? The fellow kept holloing, ‘One baby, one cigar! Two babies, two cigars! Three babies, six cigars!’ Well, I’m passing out the cigars to-day in honor of a stork party at my house last night. Congratu- late me! And, by George! everybody gets six cigars, or you can shoot me for liar!” Some Spender Crawford—So your wife has stopped Playing bridge. Did she give you any reason? Crabshaw—No; but apparently it’s be- cause she found she could lose more at poker, Explained “Mrs. Flighty was married to-day for the fourth time.’” “I understand, now, what the news- Papers meant when they referred to her 4s ‘well groomed.’ ’? 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