Judge — February 21, 1914 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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For the enclosed $1.00, enter my name for six months of Smart Styles beginning with the current issue. (Canadian and Foreign, $1.50) Stories ‘with Smifes The Usual Way—The Limited Express tore madly along through midnight dark- ness. Suddenly the alert engineer sprang to the lever and set the brakes. The sparks flew from the rails as the locked wheels slid along with a cry as of pain. The lights were extinguished as car after car toppled from the rails. Then came a shuddering silence, more terrible than the harsh grating of iron on steel. Some passengers made torches from fragments of wreckage and searched for dead and injured. A sound singularly like a snore issued from a pile of debris. Hastily removing several pieces of twi ed iron, they dragged forth a slumbering porter. “Great heavens!’’ they exclaimed. “Didn’t you know there had been a wreck?”’ “Well, gemmun, I sho’ felt somethin’; but I done thought we was couplin’ on de dinin’ cah at Jackson.’’—Youth’s Com- panion, Recognized the Notes—It takes a good deal to stump an Irishman. John P. Mc- Kinley, counsel for the Consumers’ Com- pany, is proud of his own Hibernian an- cestry and never overlooks an opportunity to tell a story reflecting on the resource- fulness of Pat. He entertained the Men’s League of the Church of the Epiphany recently with this one: An Irishman who had come to New York was met at Ellis Island by his brother Mike. The latter undertook to show Pat the sights of the big city, pointing out the City Hall, Wall Street, Trinity Church and the tall buildings. At length they came to Chinatown. Pointing to a Chinese laundry, Mike ex- claimed, ‘‘Look at that sign, Pat! Sure, an’ ye never saw the like o’ that in Ire- land! Can you read it?”’ “No,’’ replied Pat; ‘‘but, begorra, if I had me flute here, I could play it.”"— Chicago Inter-Ocean. Saving Precious Cargo—Two Scotchmen had been having a good time on the heather doons of a leetle island, apd were rowing back home across the firth, says Dean Mortimer Cooley, of the Uni- versity of Michigan, when the boat cap- sized. Dean Cooley told the story to the Engineers’ Club a few days ago. Angus had clung to the boat, and Jock, who had clung to the bottle, was flounder- ing bravely in the deep. Although a poor swimmer, he struck out for the skiff, holding the bottle in one hand. Aftera few strokes he became exhausted. “‘Angus,’’ he cried, ‘‘I dinna thenk I can mak’ it.’” “Well, if ye canna mak’ it, Jock, throw it,’’ called back Angus.—Chicago Inter-Ocean. 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