Judge — February 7, 1914 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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SPY. PACS eS WAKE! you Pessimist, and learn to smile; Assume the cheerful mien and happy style. Drink of the Stuff that puts the Blues to rout, Corrects the Spleen, eliminates the Bile. Yea, quaff the cup that puts the Blues to flight, Converts unrest into a calm delight, Bids Gloom and Worry pack their wardrobe trunks, And, bag and baggage, bounces them outright! Wake up! unfold your worry-wrinkled face! Age is no limit, neither sex nor race This is the Fount of Simon-Pure Delight; So fall in line—there is no hopeless case. Nor think I sing the praises of Red Wine— Or other products of the Pickle Vine;* Nor yet suspect I’m boosting Liver Pills— Glaube das nicht, Babette, mein Liebchen, nein! Cut out the Persian? If you wish it, sure! As I was saying, it’s a sinecure— This remedy for aching hearts—so here You have the one unfailing, sterling cure: The currerit JUDGE—each number is a Star— An easy chair, a twenty-cent cigart (Of course, Babette, you may pass up the smoke)— A million in the bank, and—there you are! 0. McKaye Yam Typographical error : should read,“"Pickle Vine,” Name furnished on application (Adv.), 225 Fifth Avenue Subscription $5.00 a Year a a) _Judae 8 Office at New York as nd tail matterca, address". ‘k””) Telephotie 6632Madisot Sonate | Published we: by the Lestie Judge Co.225 Fifttim Now York cig JotiitA Steicher President Grant E Matilton Ast Vol. LXVL February 7, 1914 No. 16) Cc oO N T E N T Ss Cover Design: The First Step. F Sarka { JUDGE'S Revue of the Stage. . Raymond C. “Ewer Editorials: | Clothes Brief Decisions : A Glossary of Valenterms Curlosity . ‘ As to Eyes. Fs An Educational Valentine A Sane February Fourteenth The Calendar of Cupid Love Taps and Tips Modern Valentines = .- . . : The Sore Mead. . . . « Walt Mason Father Parades ; ¢ . Stanley R. Hofflund A Green-eyed Reward (Illustration by Fellows) J. A. Waldron JUDGE'S Motion Pictures: A Quiet Day in Sayville” . . . . . Out in Missouri . . The Modern Woman: Suffrage Snapshots Outbreak of “Militancy” in the U.S. . Curbside Comments . . . From a Sinner’s Diary Lynette Freemire Heartsease . . . + Gordon Johnstone Oversea Humor, Passing the Mustard, Stories with Smiles, With the College Wits, Shear Steal, and Verse and Jest by JUDGE'S Humorists. Fun and Satire in Pictures by Grant E. Hamilton, Emil Flohri, H. A Petersen, Charles H. Wright, Zim, Edrop, Sanford Tousey, W. 0. Wilson, Forbell, Godwin, Dan Lynch, Calvert Smith, Monica May- al, J. Conacher, Laura Foster, and other:. Cupid Still Smiles Stuart B. Stone J. J. OPConnell John Kendrick Bargs Grace McKinstry . Corinne R. Srwain Robertus Love Minna Thomas Antria Harvey Peake George Carlson Lee Shippey Ida Husted Harper Geo. B. Moreweed Oreola W. Haskell SUBSCRIPTION RATES One year, or 62 numbers : Six months, or 26 numbers : Thirteen weeks - - - ‘Subseriptions payable in advance by draft on European AcENTS— Wm. Da’ Buildings, London, EC. Enoland ; is: News Exchange, 16 4 Street, Adelphi, London; 56 Ri ri 1 Clara Strasse, Mainz, German. Subscriptions and advertising for all the publications of Leslie-Judge Company be taken at regular rates at any of the above offices. Contributors must include a stamped and self-addressed envelope with all manuxrvt} otherwise return of the latter when found unavailable cannot be guaranteed. We rem ‘uch material, submitted for publication, only on condition that we shall not be bel sponsible for its loss or injury while in our hands or in transit. If Juoce cannot be found at any news-stard, the publishers will be under obligxs= if that fact be promptly reported on postal card or by letter. BACK NUMBERS: Present year, 10 cents per copy; 1912, 10 cents; 1911, 20 ceatn® ‘The contents of Jupcs are protected by copyright in both the United States and Ow Britain. Postage free in the United States, its dependencies, and Mexico. To Canadisa Pr inces add 60 cents a year for postage: to all foreign countries add $1.00 a year. York, or by express or postal es Western ADVERTISING OFrice: Marquette Building, Chicago, IL. WASHINGTON REPRESENTATIVE: Wyatt Building, Washington, D.C, LESLIE - JUDGE COMPANY i TWO TWENTY-FIVE FIFTH AVENUE, N.!: In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com