Judge, 1914-01-10 · page 20 of 24
Judge — January 10, 1914 — page 20: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily a **commercial advertising page** rather than editorial content. The page features multiple product advertisements (hotel, spirits, jewelry, drawing school) alongside brief humorous snippets from various college publications. The cartoons and jokes are lightweight campus humor typical of the era: - **"Cow Walks into Bank"**: A play on words—the joke's humor relies on the unexpected literalism (the cow actually needs milk certification, not the setup suggesting something absurd). - **"Two Chicken Sand Witches"**: An obvious pun on "sandwiches," credited to college humor magazines. - Other brief jokes exploit wordplay and double-meanings common to early 20th-century collegiate humor. The page reflects **Judge magazine's format**: mixing advertising revenue with reprinted jokes from college publications, creating a compilation of mild, pun-based humor. There are no identifiable political figures or sophisticated satire—this appears to be filler content designed to fill space while generating advertising income.
📄 Transcribed text from this page (OCR, searchable)
Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.
Always Everywhere Apollinaris “THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS” HOTEL EARLINGTON 27th Street, West of Broadway, NEW YORK @ A Step from Broadway. Quiet as a Village at Night. @ Absolutely Fireproof. q Your Comfort Our Aim Always. SINGLE ROOMS, $1.00 Parlor, Bedroom and Bath, front of house, one person, $2.50: two peo- ple, $3.50. Why pay more when our service is equalled only by the best ?. EUROPEAN PLAN E. W. WARFIELD, Manager Serrrererersrsttrr srr SST SST Better than Scotch Better than Irish ; G. &W. Canadian Distilled and Bottled in Bond by Gooderham & Worts, Ltd., Toronto, Canada Better than Rye Stand acid and fire diamond test. So hard they easily scratch a file and will_cut glass, Brilliancy guaran teed 2Syears, Mounted in lik solid gold diamond mountings. See them before pay- Ing. Will send you any style ring. pin or stod for amination — all charges pre} No money ‘in advance, joney refunded if not satisfactory. Write toiay catalog. VALLE’ 5¥ GEM CO., 773 Wulsin Bidg., Indianapolis FREE! tosses at Cartoon, caricature, andillestrating taughtia Book form. BEE Feo Princicles of our entire course with over 100 ny Minis Re eee te ae e's Seaton S108. INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF DRAWING, Box 232, ‘Washington, D.C. Better than Bourbon THE ORIGINAL ALL OTHERS ARE IMITATIONS With The College Wits Her Errand—‘‘Here': ‘Cow Walks into Bank. “Nothin’ funny about that. She wante to have her milk certified.’’—Colwmbig Jester, a funny iter Caiculation—First sport—Hey, lend m ten dollars, will you, old man? Second four-flusher—No; but I'll tey you how we can both make five dollars, First sport—Let's have it. Second four-flusher—U'll give you fin dollars.—Pennaylvania Punch Bowl, Sarcasm—Editor—This joke is not new, Freshman—It has never been printed before. Editor—It was an awful oversight @ the part of Noah, then.—Penn State Froth, Two Chicken Sand Witches (Apologies to Jupce) —Minnesota Minnehaha. The Voice of Experience Love and a porous plaster, son, Are very much alike: It’s simple getting into one, But getting out—good-night! —Ohio Sun-Dial. Pinched—‘‘Billy was out yesterday de veloping the speed of his machine.” “Well, how did it turn out?"’ “A case of arrested development.”— Yale Record. A Musical Discord—‘‘Do you know,” said the wearied damsel, ‘‘that you play a great deal like Joseph Hoffmann?” “Really! Aren't you joking?”’ said the sad specimen. “Not at all. You both use you hands.’’"—Dartmouth Jack o' Lantern, Economy—She—What did you think of Mrs. B’s new gown at the ball? He—She must be a great economist!— Vermont Crabbe. I Would Suggest—Crunch—A_promi- nent French actress said that one should follow the ‘‘ power of suggestion"’ in dress. Hunch—There goes one up the street now. So-long!—Stanford Chaparral. In the Air—‘‘I hear neighbor Perkins has bought another goat.”’ “Yes; I just got wind of it.”’—Wit liams Purple Cow. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com