Judge — January 3, 1914 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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be t S ceadld With The College Unpromising—Prof (in geology)—The geologiat thinks nothing of a thousand a Soph Great guns! And I loaned a geologist ten dollars yesterday !—Penn- sylvania Punch Bowl. Solid Appreciation —‘‘Did the count promise to love Miss Millions forever?”’ “No; for her money. ’’—Cornell Widow. Criticism—She—How do you like my inging? ole Sell, I've heard Tetrazzini and Mary Garden, but you’re better still.— Harvard Lampoon, Wear and Tear—He—What's the mat- ter with my razor? She -It was all right when I opened a can of sardines with it!— Wisconsin Sphinz. His Reason—Dentist’s wife—Why do you open the door of the patients’ room when I sing? Dentist—Want to let the waiters know it isn’t the patients.—Columbia Jester. All Freshmen Out ! —Penn State Froth. Rhymes for Awkward Freshmen THRIFT It isn’t good form to be bored, And children must not be blase. You should save up your yawns and your looks of disdain, For you may be a senior some day! PUNCTUALITY When the clock strikes half past, and you hear on the stair The belated professor’s quick tread, It's bad manners to pour from the room through the door— Escape by the window instead. ON SINGING HYMNS In chapel, sing with lusty shout, With zeal and adoration. (It has been found that this drowns out The seniors’ conversation. ) CLOTHES On styles for freshmen, just a word: Their neckties should be seen, not heard. HEELING You may ‘heel’ all the papers and be quite correct; But if you have any proclivity For work in Dwight Hall, you will please Tecollect You're ‘assuming religious activity.’’ Yale Record. The Energizer of Business Ik a metropolitan power-house there must be generators large enough to fumish millions of lights and provide electrical cur- rent for thousands of cars and factories. Each monster machine with the power of tens of thousands of horses is energized by an unobtrusive Tittle dynamo, which is technically known as an “exciter.” This exciter by its electric im- pulse through all the coils of the generator bringsthe wholemech- anism into life and activity. A similar service is performed for the great agencies of business and indus ie the telephones of the Bell System. They carry the currents of communication everywhere to energize our intricate social and business mechanism. United for universal service, Bell Telephones give maximum efficiency to the big generators of production and commerce. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy One System Universal Service \ RUNGHES GOLD EDGES CARD GAMES Hoyle up-to-date SENDISCIN STAMPS, Bo suro your shopping list cludes some bright new pac! of dainty Congress Carts. "Th. Sroaltays welcome, licantity jeeiens in colo! rt AM mado. Alwayssomething now. My Air-Cushion Finish (10° 50¢ pth PACK \ PLAYING CARDS il For General Play and {no all parts Popular price, wi Used of the ‘world. 25¢ PER PACK THE U:S.PLAYING CARD CO.. CINCINNATI. U.S.A. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated, comicbooks.com