Judge, 1913-12-06 · page 4 of 40
Judge — December 6, 1913 — page 4: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising content** rather than editorial cartoon or satire. The dominant advertisement at the top promotes Pebbleford Kentucky Bourbon ("Old Fashion Quality, Bottled in Bond") from Clear Spring Distilling Co. in Bardstown, Kentucky. The remaining advertisements include personal improvement products (eye exercises), personalized gifts (leather key-purses), jewelry (Durbar Gems), and publications (Sexual Knowledge guide, Hotel Puritan, La Follette's Weekly). The only editorial content is a "Christmas Jingles" poem section with seasonal verses. No political cartoons or satirical commentary appear on this page. This represents a typical Judge magazine page mixing light verse with commercial advertising.
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Pebbleford Kentucky Bourbon Quality CLEAR SPRING DISTILLING CO., PAR9gTOWN Old Fashion Bottled in Bond I will send for a short while only my 25¢. book IMPROVE YOUR EYES for 10c. stamps or coin A high grade exercise and age method that tekiy strengthens and Deautifies the ey ‘Also. a most beneficial ays: tem of exercises that will improve the muscles of the temples and sides of face, thereby facilitating masti- jon and vocal pronun- etation. Completely tifustrated’ “Eotirely’ without apparatus. Prot. ANTHONY BARKER 4120 Barker Bldg., 110 W. 42d St, New York,N.Y- Established 28 years la New York City. Danda Leather Key- Purse With Your Name Stamped In Gold 25c F. By Mel Mail | With Peckst AQ scbermer Prevents Keys from rasting. yes the clothiog and ase for the pocket. "Made of strong leatber with Key rine And your name handsomely e1 din gold eters on the Write for ilicstrated CATALOG of anda leather goods novelties. Live-wire AGENTS Make Big Sales DANDA JE. MFG. CO., 82 Joba St., New York Wonderfully brilliant. Pure white. Constructed by the Oxy-Hydrogen Purnace. Will cut glass, stand acid and Gre tests like real diamonds. Hare no foil or backing. Set only in 14k Gold Mountings. Brilliancy Seanmtes! 25 year. 2 Approval or by rexistered mail on receipt of price. Money cheerfully refunded if not satistac- tory. Send for booklet. Room 411 MAIDEN LANE SALES CO. * Langeere Ridgway 4 tad 8..5.7, “Christmas Jingles Stolen Sweets I caught her ‘neath the mistletoe, And, though she didn’t make a fuss, My happiness soon turned to woe, Because my wife caught both of us, "Twas Ever Thus Whene'er beneath the mistletoe That’s hanging blithely o’er you A pretty girl walks to and fro, Some other fellow’s sure to go And get to her before you. Frozen Ost Now Christmas comes with joy untold, I think about last summer’s flirts, And I rejoice it is too cold For girls to wear transparent skirts. Expansion Though Santa Claus is doing fine, He’s a busy man this Christmas; For he has to hustle down the linc, From Alaska to the Isthmus. —F. J. O'Connell. Cupid's Christmas Message Lover, would you catch a treasure With a Christmas spell? Hasten, then, and for your pleasure Ring a Christmas belle! —Charles Campbell Jones. A Christmas Admonition Don’t get for me a present, John— For one I will not look; But, though the heavens should fall, be sure You don’t forget the cook! —Susie M. Best and Chestaat Streets, Dept. W112, SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE (Mustrated; 320 pages; only $12) 1a bitteront ze tans itherto iy Acentine y Bae ssh Paatey THE INTERNATIONAL BIBLE HOUSE Philadeiphis, Po, C84 LA FOLLETTE'S WEEKLY Tella you fearlessly, eundidy, tetera tngty the nule of public aftatre-freeto peak the truth and champlan the case 10 WEEKS—10 CENTS If you wil eend us the names of tre pr ‘sons interested tn Ube progressive cams La Follette’s Weekly, but.3 MADISON, WISCONSIN In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com