Judge, 1913-11-01 · page 23 of 24
Judge — November 1, 1913 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and miscellaneous humor content**, with one notable cartoon at top-left showing a man in formal attire bending over, captioned "THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK." The cartoon's joke appears to reference financial hardship or physical strain related to banking/money—the exaggerated posture suggests either physical burden or humiliation tied to financial matters. The text sections labeled "Pickups" contain brief humorous anecdotes and "Ma Grump Says" offers cynical observations about poverty, automobiles, and tariffs—typical of satirical magazines mocking both wealth inequality and economic policy of the era. The bulk of the page consists of advertising for books (notably "Sexual Knowledge" and "The Science of a New Life," both addressing marriage topics), hotels, diamonds, and other products. No specific political figures or events are referenced. The satire targets general social conditions—class differences, poverty, and changing gender roles (women's employment, fashion)—rather than particular politicians or events.
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Every Married Couple Pickups and all who contemplate marria Ma Grump Says: i = Should Own” . Cheer up. A man that can’t afford an this complete informative book automobile is never bothered with tire “The Science of a trouble. ” One of the things that make life mis- iNew, Life ses crable for a poor man is wearing out his wee ode eed secommonden by Zor old clothes, | “most medical andr icone recs Why get upset over the fact that the {eo fpe geitpin din einai new tariff fails to reduce the price of rovasied tpo.letel amperes pli women’s cotton hose? Nobody's wear- Special few of the chapter subjects here ing them now. © Bs book ia not meant for children. (Agents Another disagreeable thing about the high prices of meat is the persistent and increasing vogue of Hungarian goulash. —W, Kee Maxwell, in Peoria Journal. (C)datee ‘couptete He'd Called Seventeen—Jim was a new rm porter in the hotel, and he was putting |J. =S. Ogilvie Publishing Co., Stw'Fork Cty in his first night at his new and responsi- | = —- ble position, It was five in the morning, Commonwealth cAvenue-@ THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK By James Montgomery Flaga In Full Color 9x 12 Mounted On Heavy White Mat Hx 14 and so far Jim had done all he was told and was getting on splendidly. “*Call 17 and 4,’° commanded the night clerk, as he looked over his call sheet. Jim obeyed. After he had been gone for a considerable time, the clerk went up to see if he had called the rooms designated. ‘Well,’ sighed the new porter, whom he found on the third floor, ‘I've got seventeen of em up, but I haven't started on the other four yet."’—National Food Magazine. Twenty-five Cents SED 25c now, and The First National Bank will be sent to you by return mail. It’s one of the most popular of Flagg’s pic- tures. Nearly 50,000 copies are now hanging in offices, banks, clubs and dens. Leslie-Judge Co. 225 Fifth Ave. New York Stand acid and fire diamond test. So bard they easily scratch a file ancl will_cut glass, Brilliancy guaran- teed years. Mounted in 4k solid gold p before puy> bin or stod for False Report— Tall blonde—I understand Percy Plentyplunks has been very atten- tive to you of late. Short brunette— Yes, so he has. T. B.—He took you out in his machine the other evening. S. B.—Uh, huh. y T. B.—And 1 heard he popped. S. B.—Oh, no, my dear; that was only one of the back tires. — Youngstown SEXUAL Telegram. KNOWLEDGE Funny Make-up—'‘That’s your wife across the hall, isn’t it?’’ | (Mustrated: 320 pages: only $1.00. “The one who is laughing? Yes." prong “They tell me she has a very keen sense of humo “Yes; but, believe me, she isn’t nearly as funny as that hobble makes her look."” —Cleveland Plain Dealer, me Fact ALLEY GEM CO., 373 Walkin Bia ‘THE MAGAZINE OF FUN ‘November Issue Now Ready 10 Cents At all Newsdealers 10 Cents h: Ss ipped on Epon Co stan J Net to Rend tn Fetation to Be Eugenes fully oo A Piedmont Does She Dock Him?—‘‘His wife is a uuthern Red Cedar Chest business woman, all right. Wedding gift. Protect i “What makes you say that?” lames from me and dam a ied under. plate wrapper: “She's installed a time clock in the Book Free trcueee tron tiers THE INTERNATIONAL BIBLE HOUSE hall, and he has to punch it when he goes Ook Free wit iion sized oer: tay Depts WANS, PIEDMONT RED CEDAR CHEST CO_ Dest 350, _ STATESVILLE. N.C. Pe out nights and when he gets back.’’— Press Cutting Bureau Los Angeles Times. will send you ail newspaper clip- pings which may appear about Natural Query—‘‘This picture, ’’ he said, you, your friends, or any subject on which youmay| stopping before one of his early efforts, |LIQUID PISTOL want to be ‘‘up to date."’ Every newspaper and peri- ‘tis one I painted to keep the wolf from | Will stop the most vicious dog (or odical of importance in the United States and Europe the door.”” man) without permanent injury. \. is searched. 00 for 100 notices. of leakage ‘Indeed!’’ replied the woman. ‘Then why don’t you hang it on the knob, where the wolf can see it?’’—Houston Post. Important Islands—‘‘ What are the most important islands on the globe?’’ asked the geography teacher. And without hesitation the boy from [OFTIS=: Rona Senha heer a New York answered, “Ellis, Manhattan HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS and Coney.’’— Washington Star. WANTED. $1 to tas PAPER WAREHOUSE Flatterv and Steam Heat—Calling the Old Coins pad Word bundreaa Toy Nos. 92. 34 and 36 Bleecke: * “ ro ji coins dated before 1884. ‘Send 10 cents for our iflus- ito nm — Branch Warehouse, 20 Berkn few York Janitor ne el" ts sald'to help: some trated coin value boc n_vour forttine. ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER Chicago News. OLD COIN CO. 3 ST., CTHCAGO. Late from . uf HENRY ROMEIKE | 106-110 Seventh Avenue New York rite tor Our Fi 2,000 idustrations of Di z are neet Prise BROS E LUA Dept. ‘ba74, 108M. State St CHICAGO, LL. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com