Judge — November 1, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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A little boy of six, when saying his prayers at night, entreated a blessing on his aunt, who was lying dangerously ill, and gravely concluded with: ‘‘My aunt lives in the Calle de Alcala, No. 33, second floor to the left.’'—Madrid El Liberal. “*What did Noah live on when the flood had subsided and his provisions in the ark were exhausted?’’ asked a Washington Sunday-school teacher of her class. “TL know,’’ squeaked a little girl after the others had given up. “Well, what?’ inquired the teacher. “Dry land.’’—Washington Star. A clergyman, having called up a class of girls and boys, began on one of the former in these words: ‘‘My dear child, tell me whu made your body."" She had no idea of the question apply- ing to anything beyond her dress, and, dropping a quick courtesy, replied, “Please, sir, mother made the body, but I made the skirt."’—Texas Siftings. A mother was giving her child, a boy of seven years, some Bible instruction. She was telling him the story of Adam’s fall. Having narrated the tale of the apple and what mischief it did, the mother asked, ‘‘Now, don’t you think Adam did very wrong to eat the apple?” The little fellow thought a moment, and then answered, ‘‘Mamma, would it have been polite to refuse the apple when the lady offered it to him?’’— Buffalo Courier. A friend of the Listener had a little colored servant boy whom he had brought from the Bahama Islands, and who had been reared, so far as he had been reared at all, in the simplicity of primitive Methodism. The small colored boy wanted a jackknife very much and was overheard one night praying for one very earnestly. His master went to town next day, and on his return in the evening there was a jackknife laid on the boy's window. The boy discovered the knife promptly enough in the morning, examined it eagerly, and exclaimed softly, with an air of condem- nation of his own stupidity, ‘‘Why didn’t I pray the Lord for a two-bladed one?” —Boston Transcript. 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