Judge, 1913-10-18 · page 21 of 24
Judge — October 18, 1913 — page 21: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and humor columns**, not political cartoons. The "Passing the Mustard" section contains brief, unrelated jokes about universal human behaviors—bootblacks ruining socks, waiters accepting tips, children avoiding washing, and traveling salesmen advertising themselves. These are gentle, observational humor with no political content. The remaining humor pieces ("Breaking Off," "Deep Disgrace," "Getting Her Money's Worth," "Supposition") are domestic comedy sketches about marriage, accidents, and medical expenses—typical early 20th-century magazine humor. The page is dominated by **product advertisements**: Club Cocktails, a "Sexology" book, artificial diamonds, a kerosene heater, and cigars. These reflect contemporary consumer goods and social anxieties (sex education for young men, affordable luxury items). There are no identifiable political figures or satirical targets. This appears to be a standard Judge magazine filler page mixing light humor with paid advertising.
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in, cl, THERE'S many a man who has built a rare reputation as a mix- ologist who, lets us do his mixing for him and keeps his sideboard stocked with Club Cocktails. Made from better materials thana bar cocktail is aptto be, Mixed to measure;—not to guess work—as a bar cock- tail always is. Softened by aging before bottling—as no bar cocktail Depends largely on a know!-_ ‘edge of the whole truth about not come intelligently of self, nor correctly from ordi- nary everyday sources. SEXOLOGY (ltustrated) By William A. Walling, A. M. M. D., imparts in a cleat whole y, in one volume: Knowledge a Young Man Should Have. A Young Husband Should M. | Father Should ledge Shoul ‘all in One Volume. “hlustrated, $2 postpaid Write for “Other People’s Opi PURITAN PUB. CO., 79 Perry Bldg. Phila, Pa- WHITE Yartex GEMS Stand acid and fire diamond test. So bard they easily scratch a fle anil will cut glass, Brilliancy guaran- teed 25years. Mounted in Idk solid g diamond mountings. See them before. tng. , Will send soa any style ring. vin or sto paminati¢n — all ig ONS | charges. prey jeney Fetatesed it suse eat etnctery. HITE VALLEY co., 773 Walsin Bidg., The GiantHeater WILL HRAT ANT ORDINARY ROOM IN, ZERO WEATHER AT ALMOST NO COST Applied to central draft lamp or gas Jet (naked me or mantle burner. HEAT AND LIGHT AT ONE COST Mr. H.P. Howe, T12 tnd Ave. 8 E., Minneapolis, Minn., writes: “Giant Heater is a yerfect success, T would not be without 1 In my bome.” 4. Gator ‘sicue PLATED, $2.00. ¥e iustrated Rooklet Mailed Free. TUR LLENT HEATER CO-(00 Temple St-Springieiéivann, ROMEIKE’S Press Cutting Bureau you all newspaper clippings may appear about yeu, your friends, or any ubject on which you may want to be Sun to date.” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms. $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY RowEIKE, 106-110 Seventh poace mass Avenue, New York. Real Wonder We've been in many cities And sailed from many docks, But never found a bootblack Who did not daub our socks. —Youngstown Telegram. We've been in many cities And sailed on many ships, But never found a waiter Who would refuse our tips. —Houston Post. We've been in many cities And sailed to many lands, But never found a youngster Who liked to wash his hands. —Baltimore News. We've been in many cities, In some neath foreign skies, But never saw a live one That didn’t advertise. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. We've been in many cities And sailed in rain and sun, But never met a trav’ler Who wasn’t out for fun. : . Breaking Off—‘‘You say you occasion- ally smoke one of your wife’s Christmas cigars?” **Yes; I dug ’em up the other day, and they are a great help in my present situ- ation.” “‘What is that?”’ “T am trying to quit tobacco for good.’” —Albany Knickerbocker Press. Deep Disgrace—‘‘I haven’t seen Hem- mandhaw for a week."” “‘No; he hasn't been out of the house since his accident.”” “‘Was he seriously injured?’’ “No; buthe feels the disgrace deeply.” “Disgrace?” “Yes; after living in the heart of the city all his life, he went to the country one day last week and was run over by a milk wagon."’—Youngstown Telegram. Getting Her Money’s Worth—Mrs. Gimp —Don’t you find Dr. Soakum’s charges rather steep? Mrs. Simp—Yes, I do; but, then, he always gives such dignified and impress- ive names to the most ordinary ailments that it is really a pleasure to be ill and go to him for treatment. — Springfield Union. Supposition—‘‘You are supposed to know all about banking and currency, the tariff, the Monroe Doctrine and.a number of other things,’’ said the young woman. **Yes,"’ replied Senator Sorghum, ‘‘I’m supposed to know these things; but, for- tunately, I didn’t have to pass any civil- service examination.’’— Washington Star. Box of Havana Cigars only 50c This box of Spanish cedar contains five of the most superb Tampa made cigars ever offered to the American patie’ The Juan del Rey private x brand. We have prepared rs special lot of boxes of five Juan del Reys to send out by. can afford. Send the cope below and get five of the finest cigai you ever smoked or offered toa friend. Finest Cuba Grown Piz oo the fest leaves, all Havana. It is'made made eau sively {or ‘fine box To Introduce Supremely Eine zeae HOTEL PURITAN Commonwealth cAvenue-@ fe) lente HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUS Noa. #2, 34 and 26 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman y man Street, AVL RINDS OF PAPER MADE TO“ SEDER SS In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. ° comicbooks.com