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This page is primarily **advertisements and humorous anecdotes**, not political satire. The top-left features ads for **Old Overholt Rye whiskey** and **Cortez Cigars**, typical period luxury goods marketing emphasizing tradition and quality. The center section, "Stories with Smiles," contains three lighthearted jokes: 1. A French duke's observation about Atlantic City's "summer girls" in their fashionable bathing attire—humor based on a woman forgetting an engagement because she can't remember the man's name. 2. A fishing story where a man admits to having "no luck" catching fish, only cards (a pair of deuces)—wordplay on "luck." 3. A reverend's anecdote about removing women from "French fashions" with "suggestive lines"—reflecting early 20th-century anxieties about immodest European dress. The right side advertises a **"Chicken Sand-Witch" art print** and the **Hotel Dresden** in New York. The humor is gentle, period-appropriate, and entirely commercial rather than satirical.

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Your brown, slim summer girl, in her crisp white gown or in her blue bathing dress is superb, “How fascinating she is! How irre- sistible! I heard a tale about her last night that I can well believe. “On a seaward-fronting terrace, be- tween dances, a young man said to a lovely summer girl, “«*Now, tell me the truth—weren’t you engaged to Truxton King last month?’ “The summer girl knitted her beauti- ful brow in thought; then, with a little yawn, she said, ““*Oh, what’s he like? I’m no good at remembering names.’’—St. Louis Globe- Democrat. Mighty Poor Luck—They were talking about the joy of fishing in the Camden terminal a few days ago, when Conductor Harry Laird, one of the best known ra- conteurs of the Trenton division, told of acconversation he overheard in the smoker of his train. Prosperous-looking party got on the train up the road, so ran the story of Mr. Laird, and at the next station stop he was joined by an acquaintance. ‘*Where in the world have you been, Jake?’ asked the second party to blow in. ‘*I haven’t seen you for a week.’’ “*No,’’ replied Jake, making room for the other to slide in on the plush beside him. ‘I have been on a fishing trip down along Barnegat Bay.’’ “Fishing trip, eh?’’ returned the sec- ond party, putting a match to a Jersey Havana. ‘‘What luck did you have?”’ “‘None at all,"’ was the prompt reply of Jake. ‘‘I didn’t hold anything better than a pair of deuces the whole blooming week.""—Philadelphia Telegraph. Was Like Dad—The immorality of French fashions was being discussed at a tea in Denver. The new idea of Ameri- can fashions for American women was being praised. The Rev. Alpheus C. Kerr then said, “It is time that we removed our women from the peril of French fashions, with their suggestive lines. I attended the (©) LsLaR sCDOR 60 “A CHICKEN, SAND-WITCH™ By T, V. Kelly, In Color, 9 x 13, ble Mounted Go ticavy White Sat It's 14 Twenty: ‘ents “A CHICKEN SAND-WITCH” ~-sweet enough to eat. On our menu she is listed at 25e., so send your quarter right away and we'll serve you immediately, while the ‘‘chicken”” season is here. She will make a mighty attractive addition to your living room or den. Send today or you'll be sorry. The Judge Art Print Catalog, containing 62 repro ductions in Miniature, beautifully printed in siepa cn ill be sent to you for 10c. It shows many pictures which will ap; eal to you. Leslie-Judge Co. 225 Fifth Avenue HOTEL DRESDEN 149-51 West 44th St. NEW YORK 100 Feet East of Broadway In the Heart of Everything In the Center of the Club, Theatrical and Hotel District Suites of Parlor, Bedroom and Bath— 83.00, $4.00, 35.00 per day. Single Room and Bath—$2.00, 22.50 per day. ATTRACTIVE WEEKLY RATES Phone—Bryant 1463 J. Carl Tucker, Prop. 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Send for catalog and open 2 Her gown, I see, is held up by one strap.’ "” charge account at Loftis Bros. & Co., Diamond —Boston Globe. Merchants, Dept. D-874, Chicago, Ill. (Ade) In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. little known outside the Old Kentucky State. Today its fame is world-wide. | You find it every- where. \ BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO. Lonisville, Ky. Sa opera last year during the Easter holidays. comicbooks.com