Judge — August 23, 1913 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Thirty-two pages presest the latest advances in science, agriculture, city building, radroading, automobiling. tere, art, amusements, and cn innumerable ot subjects touching the varied activities of cur com= Flex civilization, From all parts of the globe there is brought before you vivid, living pictures gad vines the world in action today, interest -abonal—uphifting. ‘Ths immense 128 page entertainment awaits WORLD'S ADVANCE for September 15¢ a copy AND THE Passing the Mustard The Glad Days SOME fellers wait till they're feeble an’ old afore they begin to recall The fun that they had in the days of their youth, an’ then they remem. ber it all. With their pipes in their mouths an’ their canes on their knees, they tell of the wonderful joys That were theirs in the days that are far in the past, when they went around with the beys. They sit there an’ chuckle an’ laugh over scenes that they saw; but] wonder somehow If they made all they could of the fun they had then, or did they postpone it till now? I wonder sometimes, when an old feller tells of the glorious world it was when He was out in the fields with the toilers of Youth, if he thought it was glorious then; If he got the full measure of pleasure an’ lived to the limit each sun- shiny day, Or is he yor trying to call back the job that he carelessly let slip awa: Did he think in his youth that the days were all fair? Was he really as fond of the men That he knew as he now tells us all that he is? Did he praise them as kindly back then? I'm for the old fellers! long be their days! With their pipes in their mouths an’ their canes on their knees, may they gayly recall the old ways; An’ if they have carelessly failed to enjoy to the full what they might have possessed, May memory bring them that happiness now, an’ gladness return to each breast. But to youth I would whisper: Don’t wait till you’re old an’ the furrows are deep in your brow; For these are glad days that age will recall, an’ you should make the most of ’em now. —Detroit Free Press, God bless ’em, 1 say! May peaceful an’ Exercise—‘‘Duke,’’ said the medical man, ‘‘you motor, ride horse- back and biplane. You never walk. Your legs will become atrophied from lack of exercise."’ “My legs get some exercise, doctor. frequently.”"—Kansas City Journal. I kick the servants quite Supplying a Need—‘‘Dancing men are so scarce at the seashore this summer that we thought our ball would be a failure.’’ “And wasn’t it?” “‘No; papa notified the Navy Department of the emergency, and they sent a battleship.""—Pittsburgh Post. Practical Girl—Robert—Don’t you think this combination of the honeysuckle, the hammock, the moon and music on the water is romantic? Grace—Romantic? It’s simply demoralizing !—Chicago Inter-Ocean. Advice — Footman —There’s a poor fellow downstairs, sir, who wants help. He says the wolf is at his door, sir. Mr, Richleigh—Dear me, that’s bad! Tell him to be careful not to open it.—Boston Transcript. Not in Leap Year—They were quarreling. ‘Well, you can’t say I ran after you,”’ said the wife. “Neither does a mousetrap run after the mice, but it catches ’em just the same,” replied hubby.—Philadelphia Ledger. One Kind—Harry—Paw, what is a boy scout? Paw—A woman of thirty who chases a youth of eighteen, my son. —Cincinnati Enquirer. Tust So—‘‘ How about you and that telephone girl?’” “She has sent me back my solitaire.”” “Ring off, eh?’’—Kansas City Journal, No Dubious Situations—"Do you assimilate your food, Mrs. Jones?” “No, we don’t. We pay cash on the spot.'’—Baltimore American. Relief—‘‘You seem happier.’” “*Yes,’’ responded the clerk in the department store. ‘‘I’ve been In answering advertisements please, mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com