Judge — November 16, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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the Y GEORGE, that's what I call beer. It pleases the eye, tickles the palate, has just the night tingle that goes well with anything you eat, and makes your meals digest properly. is the only beer!y_ that pleases everybody. j It has a flavor all its own and ® is not to be compared with any other. R Bottled only at the brewery in crystal clear bottles, showing at a glance that it is clean and pure. Have a case sent home today, Phone or write. Supplied by Best Dealers Everywhere. Served in Leading Hotels and Cafes. A Modern Twentieth Century Hotel HOTEL IMPERIAL Broadway at 31st and 32d Streets, New York City ‘OR convenience of location—one block from Pennsylvania Station, within six minutes of new Grand Central Terminal, convenient to the 32d Street Station of the Hudson River Tubes (just across the street), also to the new Shopping nd efficient yet unobtrusive service ment to cater to the comfort of its guests. In short ~ For a hotel « nae moderate et offering the utmost in service and comfort, Hotel Imperial cannot be excelled. RATES: Rooms with use of bath, $2.00 and up. Rooms with connecting private bath, $2.50 and up ROBERT STAFFORD, Proprietor he hi Pabst Flavor COPELAND TOWNSEND, Manager performed upon the this relation he te salesman for a phonozra who endeavored to sell me men of their cai machine. I did: graph and but to no avail. ; t fully ap preciate the quality of the records turned out by his house and the . perior tone of the reproduction there, of, I should give a selection on the French horn. For some reason other, I obliged him. When next be” turned up, he had my horn solo oa| a nice, new record, which he immeP >? diately proceeded to play for me, “*As the sounds began to p forth from the instrument, the sales| man noticed a frown on my brow, “Is that me?’ I asked, in respon to his look of inquiry. **Yes, sir.’ y me, just as I played?’ i sir, precisely, do you want to the phonograph?’ ““*No,’ said I. ‘1 want to se the horn.’ ’’ Mother's Ways. Let mother have her old-time ways And don’t find fault with them, For childhood thought her ways best, And they’re as good as then. The ways of love and tenderners Are never out of style; Remember this and tell her so— Don’t wait till after while. Let not affection wane with yer 1s; It waneth not for you. Go, put your arms around her now- Kiss her as you used to do. More than you know, her heart cri out And craves affection still The same sweet mother love is there Unchanged; it never will. Life does not hold enough of years In which we can repay A mother's love—but do your best Before she goes away. —Pittsburgh Gazette-Times. In Such Case Made and Provided ““What,’’ asked Pry, ‘‘do you thitt of the case of Hecker, convicted grafting?” ‘How much did he get?” aske! Keen. “Fifteen years.”” “T mean, how much graft?” “Oh, a million or so.’” “Well, the law is long and time fleeting. While the graft lasts, th lawyers will keep busy and the ¢*% will be deferred.’ “‘But the law says’’. “Tknow. The law says a gret many things. It was made by la¥ yers.”” In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com