Judge — November 16, 1912 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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ve ore 1umble on thy b thee 8 see Y side Amusing Stories About Well-known Persons. The Man for the Tunnel. PARTY of naval officers were on a A special car coming from a Phila- delphia wedding. They were in the glory of full-dress uniform. At a junction the train stopped, owing to some minor accident, and the officers, manlike, dis- mounted to look at the machinery and find out what was wrong. Just then a factory whistle blew and several hundred girls trooped out of a big manufactory near the tracks. Of course they spied the glittering group of men and gathered in groups, laughing with flirtatious in- tentions, calling out bold flatteries, and the officers were not slow in responding. But soon the train began to move and the men entered the Pullman, waving farewells. Paymaster Simpson, one of the Apollos of the navy, was the last man to mount the step. He raised his hat gallantly and stood smiling, in one of his best poses. 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