Judge, 1912-10-26 · page 4 of 24
Judge — October 26, 1912 — page 4: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains political humor and social commentary typical of early 20th-century satirical journalism. The top cartoon depicts Uncle Sam (identifiable by his star-spangled outfit) addressing three men, likely political figures or businessmen, with a sign reading "SHAVE 10¢ WITH CYCLONE BAY RUM 15¢" visible—a joke about Roosevelt-era pricing or commercial practices. "The Sequel" jokes about bachelor reluctance regarding marriage and work obligations. "Poor Jack, Poor Jill" mocks marriage prospects among the wealthy. "The Lesser Evil" references Daniel in the lion's den, applying biblical comparison to contemporary political situations. "The President's Message" cartoon shows figures struggling with a large envelope, suggesting commentary on presidential communications or policies, though the specific message remains unclear without additional context.
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SHAVE 10¢ wrt OYSTER BAy Rum 1s¢ CURTER | Sense Philosophy of Life. SLICE of Life is seldom served for des(s)ert. Don't try to catch a spider with fly- paper. The call of the wild is the cry of the civilized. Kind deeds are homing pigeons. Cold pie some- times is a reflection on the cook. Widows or wid- owers require no re- hearsals for a sec- ond ceremony. Ultima Thule. Crawford—'‘It seems to me that inventive genius has about reached its limit in wireless telegraphy.”’ Knowsit —‘‘How about wireless poli- ties?” GOT HIM GUESSING “I wonder if I’m going to vote for the winner?” SINGE 2o¢ ALA Rooseveut y GR D LAMPOON NEXT! The Sequel. First bachelor maid—'I'd rather have a marriage certificate than a college diploma, for it is so much easier to get.”” Second bachelor maid—‘True; but think of the work after you get it!" The Lesser Evil. Daniel had just been cast in the lion’s den, “Thank goodness, they weren’t bull mooses!"’ he cried. Poor Jack, Poor Jill. Dear Jack and I would love to wed And have a flat in town, But if father doesn’t settle up, We'll never settle down. Pointed Out. Ancient mariner (at his first football game)—‘‘Where’s the tackle we hear so much about?’" Smart landlubber—** Don’t you see the lines all over the ground?’’ THE PRESIDENT’S MESSAGE. comicbooks.com