Judge — September 14, 1912 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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King, who of life The }» tried omnis: Divine vas as. of his Who is 1, Who 0 ses every asa ‘0 the dedly, giver. The latter, however, demanded 425 an hour. “all right,’ said Coleman, ‘* Police peadquarters."” And he jumped in. He told Jere Dinan, the chief, the qhsuffeur’s demand. At his request Dinan swore him in—special policemen were plentiful then, Coleman went back to the car, showed bis badge, got in and said, ‘Now, you compound, comminuted, double-action thief, you're commandeered by the police department! You'll go where [ ay and as long as I say, and you won't get a blooming cent!"” And he did. His Idea. Anold colored minister, preaching of bell, pictured it as a region of ice and sow. When asked his reason for the nisrepresentation, he replied, ‘Why, if [wuz to say hell wuz hot, some of dem rheumatic niggers would want to go dar the very fust frost.’” Proof Positive. “You don’t love me. “I do."" “Oh, you say that! But all men say the same thing. “Bat, my dear’’—— “Oh, I've been thinking it all over. You have said a lotof nice things tome, I know, and your protestations of love nave all sounded very real, but have never done anything to prove it.”” “[ married you, didn’t 12”" “That's just it. Even though we have been married six months, | am not certain that you really love me. Some other woman might come along and steal your love from me."" “Don't be absurd! All that I do is for you. Haven't I, since our marriage, done everything in my power to make you happy ?"” “I like to think so, but perhaps you may tire of me."” “How can you say such things? Haven't I given you all my money?” “Yes; but all husbands do that the first year of married life.” “Haven't I granted yourevery wish?" “Yes; but that isn’t proof. I can’t recall any sacrifice you have made for me." “Sacrifice ?"’ “Yes; a personal sacrifice would be proof of love.’” “Then be at rest, my dear, for I have madeagreat personal sacrifice for you.” “You have?’* “Thave."* “What is it?"’ “I have put aside all my good, old Pipes and smoked this little, gold-em- broidered thing that holds a pinch of tobacco and gets red hot every time I light it, just because you bought it for me."—Detroit Free Press. teed Jelly when flavored with Abbott's Bitters b mail, ree Oelightful and Realtntsl. Sample et 8. . We of CO. Batimare ith i” stamps. C.W. Abbott & Co oOo eee eS HUMAN INGENUITY CANNOT MAKE BETTER WHISKEY THAN HUNTER BALTIMORE RYE FROM SELECTED GRAIN SCIENTIFICALLY DISTILLED AND THOROUGHLY AGED Sold at all first-class cafes and by jobbers. WM. LANAHAN &SON, Baltimore, Md. Press Cutting Bureau | willsend you all newspaper clippings | which may appear about you. friemis, or any subject on which you may want to be “up. to date.” very newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY KomeIKE, 106-110 Seventh Avenue, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 32, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER VARICOSE VEINS, "431265. Teabau ms. W.F Young, Spring teld, Mass Advertising of Advertising See talk Number 35 on page 2 of this issue. Leta. NG fun, OE or OVERCOAT made to order s20 SUIT $ o. Tas offer will appeal to men who are not only judges of good clothes—but judges of great values as well. Season after season BELL TAILORS save big money for thousands of customers on the finest made-to-order clothes. We can save money for you— at least one-third on your Fall and Winter Suit or Overcoat. New Fai SE YLE BOOK FREE New Fall Every man interested in dressing well and raving money should send for our catalog. It tells how you can get suit for $13.50. It contains 64 all- wool samples of choice, seasonable fabrics to select from; the latest styles photographed on real, live men—showing exactly how they would look on Te containa full instructions for taking your own measurements or show- ing how any member of your family can take them hy &@ tailer. We guarantee a perfect ft from these measurements, or you may return. the suit or overcoat and get your money back, if it ls in any way unsatisfactory. WeSell Directly and Save YouOne-Third teptesentative—it cors to thossa wed by agents—glad to pocket the 4398 commission, and add this to our prev ent prices, If you are planning to get new clothes this Fall send for our ook and catalog. No f what priced wel to we are a direct com with the sending, The \ al THE BELL TAILORS of New York ETIIED 103-106 Walker Street, New York City In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com