Judge — August 31, 1912 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

LL ME THAT AK'S NAME!” 6s"THEN all is ended between us?" said he. “*Yes,’’ said she. “And all you have said and written and made me believe has been just— just’’—— ‘Just that,’’ she said coldly. “Just a fl “*Exactl ‘And I thought you real, earnest, hu- man, capable of understanding love! ver!'" “Fancy!” “But you women are all alike!"’ ‘I've heard that before somewhere."’ ““*A rag anda bone and a hank of hair!’"" “And that, too, is rather shopworn."’ “But true—true—true!"" **Not quite in my case. I don’t wear a hank. I wear puffs, and you've al- ways admired my hair inordinately.”’ “*I suppose you think that’s funny.’” “Not so funny as some other things I could mention—you, for example. “Hub!"" “A man in a blind rage smoking a cigurette sights that I know of. of a voleano.’” “And that is all life means to you, I suppose. Just to be amused!’’ “It's an important item, I'll admit.’” ‘*You give no thought to anything but your own whims of the moment!’’ ‘When they are worth while.’’ “Oh, I’m not speaking of myself now. Your lack of ordinary womanliness—of heart!"” Really!" “Do you ever think of the great, struggling masses of humanity —stepped= on—shoved aside’’—— “Don't begin that socialistic stuff, I beg of you, Bobbie! It’s only a pose, and there's not one of you that, when is one of the most amusing It has the effect put to it, will play the game. You don't wish to share what you want your- self any more than the Irishman,"’ “What Irishman?"’ “One Irishman was trying to define socialism to another. He said all good Irishmen were socialists at heart.’” “Yes?” “He tried to make it plain. ‘If you had a hundred acres of land and I had none, you'd give me half, wouldn't you, Pat?’ he said. To be sure I would,’ agreed Pat generously. ***And if you had a hundred cows and I hadn't one, you'd share with me?’ “**T would that,’ promised Pat. A FEMININE NECESSITY. ‘The Vanity Hat. Coatains all the requisites for the toilet. Patents applied for. “*And if you'd two pigs, you'd give me one?’ ‘**Ah, be aisy wid you!" said Pat. ‘Sure you know jolly well I have two pigs!’"" “1 don’t see the point,’’ said he. ‘‘My feeble intelligence gropes blindly in the dark.”” “That's what it did last night, when you found me in the porch swing.’’ “*Yes—hugging some one!" “Yes'"'—— “You admit it—to the man you are— were engaged to!" sY¥es,"? “Oh!” “He was very nice!”” “Oh, you can’t hurt me that way! I'm no boy! You're welcome to him— whoever he is!’’ “Do you mean that—really?’" “Certainly. This is the last time I shall ever see you. Good-by!’’ “But, Mr. Socialist, why don’t you play the game? Why not share with a comrade to the last crumb?”’ “*Piffle!) You don't suppose I want the girl I love hugging some pin-headed boy in the dark?"’ “Ha, ha, ha!’” “Frightfully funny, isn’t it?’’ “*Ha, ha, ha!’’ “Vampire! I'll never believe in a girl again! My life is ruined! Thank heaven, I'll always have my dog to believe in!’’ “But you won't have him now?” “That's all you know about bulldogs! You can’t lose them when you're in trouble. They're faithful and true and stick to a fellow through thick and thin! Good old Sport!’" “That's what I said—he's very nice!"’ ‘What's that?”’ (Continued in advertising section.) comicbooks.com