Judge — July 20, 1912 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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He Was “ Ag’in It.” o T was at the ‘‘town meetin’ ’’ in Blue- from the berryville and Uncle Ab Tobey was not in harmony with the way in which it was proposed to‘‘waste the tax money’’ rown @) e for what he called ‘‘doodads’’ for orna- isons eerin ruse and you see Pure Beer doodad as a founting in the town square I'm ag'in it, by heck!" said Uncle Ab Sparkling and élear with true fiery fervor of the maker of a motion at a national political conven- ° tion. ‘‘What is the good of a founting, aS a Ss fa) rim anyhow? An’ what if the thing should bu’st when a lot of children was playin’ around it? Our town has got along without no founting for one hundered A beer that is properly aged. an’ eighty-nine years an’ we'd a derned E aye sight better take the money that fount- A beer that will not cause biliousness. ing would cost an’ offer it as a bonus to A beer that is in exactly the same condition as when it left the brewery. the firm that will establish a pickle fact’ry here if a bonus of two hundred dollars kin be raised! What practical The Brown Bottle keeps it 80 help to the town would a little old . a % squirtin’ founting be? The pickle fac- Light cannot harm Schlitz in Brown t'ry would employ as many as eight Bottles. hands an’ add to the commercial int’rests o’ the town, while a founting—all is, Schlitz in Brown Bottles costs gentlemin, I am ag’in it an’ when a man ee pays nineteen dollars an’ sixty-three you no more than beer in light bottles. cents a year taxes, as I do, he's gota right to say how the tax money shall be spent, an’ I'm ag’in havin’ my tax money spent for a founting that would 0 be like enough to skeer the hosses to , See that crown or bolita a. : cork is branded say nothin’ of it blowin’ up or the chil- nlite.” dern fallin’ in it an’ gittin’ drownded! \ Our town pump will do me for a fount- ing an’ there's other taxpayers that feel as I do about it, by heck!" —a. a. c. Order a case from your dealer today. Mandy's Reply. Mandy was a good-looking young col- ored girl and had many admirers. Her mistress often lectured her on behaving with propriety. One evening the mis- tress, going into the kitchen, was sur- prised to find a strange darkey with his arm around Mandy’s waist. “Why, Mandy,"’ said the mistress in- dignantly, ‘‘tell that man to take his arm from around your waist.’ “Tell him yo’self,’’ said Mandy haughtily. ‘He's a puffect stranger to One Block from New Pennsylvania Station a HOTEL IMPERIAL Too True. On Broadway Thirty-first to Thirty-second Don't judge too hastily from appear- ances. The man who comes to your The ideal place to lunch or dine. music by an unexcelled orchestra, Luncheon, b Rede i . Dinner, or an After-Theatre Supper-—in the Palm ack door, looking like a tramp, may be Where excellence of cuisine prevails, where ser- Garden, ot Cafe is a distinct treat, a retired capitalist trying to run his vice of the finest is efficient, yet unobtrusive. Cae eniene oat toes thspplag aboek own auto. Amidst luxurious surroundings, entertained with and a// lines of transportation. i Popular Prices. Sliced Oraisesse'witn ' akin at AURAO a Wiasee Ex ROBERT STAFFORD, Proprietor COPELAND TOWNSEND, Manager appetizing and healthful. Sampleof bitters by mail, Booklet will be mailed on request Bcts, instamps. C.W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. u in answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com