Judge, 1912-07-06 · page 16 of 24
Judge — July 6, 1912 — page 16: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** rather than political satire. It contains: 1. **Remington Typewriter ad** (top): Lists the company's achievements in creating the typewriter industry and establishing manufacturing standards—a straightforward corporate advertisement with an image of a man using a typewriter. 2. **High Life Beer ad** (Miller-Milwaukee): Simple brand promotion. 3. **The Sagamore hotel ad** (Adirondacks): Tourism promotion for a resort. 4. **"Up-to-date Therapeutics"** (right column): A humorous poem about "Dr. Cupid," a romantic advisor. A lovelorn woman consults him; he uses a "magic glass" to show her future with her beloved, revealing he's made of "clay" (ordinary, disappointing). She decides never to marry him. The joke is romantic disillusionment presented as medical treatment. 5. **"Thanks Either Way"** and **"Her Poise"**: Brief humorous anecdotes about Irish dialect and marriage dynamics. The page reflects early 20th-century advertising conventions and light domestic humor rather than political commentary.
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To have created a vast industry which has saved the world enough labor to build an empire— To have fixed and established the basic principles on which all typewriters are constructed— To have created a standard of ment by which all writing machines are judged— To inave maintained this standard for more than a generation, at a level never approached by others— To have made every recent contribution to typewriter progress— These are some achievements of the Remington Remington Typewriter Company incorporated) New York and Everywhere Hit LIFE Tw Gummacne BE ER MiILLER-MILWAUKEE of the Adirondacks. The Sagamore, meaning “Big Chief,” a hotel emphatically unique in arrangement, a place you must see, stay awhile, meet the people and you will not want to leave; contentment will be your lot. Try it and ask those who have been there. Finest Automobile roads in the section, rest, quietness, and plenty to do at the same time. T. EDMUND KRUMBHOLZ, P.O. Sagamore, N. Y. AKE GEORGE, the grandest lake in the State of New York. unsurpassed scenery, a marvel in beauty, and the gateway The Kirkwood, Camden. S. C. Hotel Montclair, Montclair, N. J. Up-to-date Therapeutics. LOVELORN maiden came to Heartsease Lane, To Cupid, M.D., Specialist in Hearts. Although himself a bachelor, he knows The growing pains of love and all its woes, And practices for such his healing arts! Within his sanctum she confessed her tale— A case of trifling swain and broken vow. To Dr. Cupid’s sage and able mind, 'Twere best to speak, at risk of being unkind, The plain, unvarnished truth, of course —but how? He looked most wise, though really he was puzzled (E’en doctors are, sometimes); but in a minute Bethought him of his wondrous magic glass, In whose clear depths, at mystic word, would pass The future of the maid who gazed within it. When did such glass respect young love's sweet dream? She saw her idol made of clay! Grown dim, Small wonder that her faith, faint- hearted, died! “Enough, good sir! My folly’s cured!" she cried. “T'll never wed—that is, I'll not wed him!” When office hours were done, Dan Cupid drank Of Hebe’s ale, and, putting out the light, Still pondering o’er this maid, he went to bed. “*T would not always change fixed laws,"’ he said. “Love's blind, but this case called for second sight!’’ Thanks Either Way. Pat (to doctor)-—‘'If Oi live, doctor, shure Oi'll have you to thank for it.'’ Pat's wife (somewhat prejudiced against the doctor)—‘‘And if you die, Pat, you can thank him, too.’’ Her Poise. “Isn't Mrs. Coinhunter’s poise superb?"" “Yes, indeed! Coinhunter told me once it was her balance that first at- tracted him."’ In answering udvertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com