Judge — June 1, 1912 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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They ain't no end to the things to be did, but I'm a-puttin’ in the most o’ my time fixin’ up fer them ottermobile fellers."’ “*Good!"’ said I, ‘*That is said to be a profitable business these days. I sup- pose you are going to turn this old cow- shed into a garage, eh?" “Ye'll hev to guess ag’in, colonel,” said Uncle Hiram. ‘Not by a jugful, I ain't! In the first place, I hate the smell o’ gassylene most as hard as a peace conf'rence hates the smell 0’ gun- powder, and I git all that kind 0° fra- grance I need from them gas-fed sum- mer boarders when they turn up the karrysene lamps too high summer nights. No, sirree! I'm after bigger game ‘n garridges. I bin cornerin’ th’ market all winter on old one-hoss buggies and demmyecrats and buckboards—them as was headed fer the scrap heap; and me and my boy Bill’s bin puttin’ in all our spare time sprucin’ ‘em up with paint, so’s they'll look kind 0’ slick and up-to- date later on. We got two old chaises with red wheels, a couple 0° broken-down old hacks of a sort o’ funereal cast 0’ count’nance, and, countin’ in three busted buckboards and a deepo-waggin- top that we've made over into a couple o’ surries, I callate we've got pretty nigh onto thutty good-lookin’ carridges o’ one kind or another already, at a cost of a hundred and fifty dollars. That's some money to lay out all to but I reckon we'll get it back oncet, afore the season’s ove: The old man chuckled. “Oh!” said I. ‘*I see! You're going to start a livery stable to haul stranded , motor parties back to civilization.” “Not on your life, I ain’t!'’ laughed Uncle Hiram. ‘‘That's what I call 3 pikin’ trade, colonel. What me and Bill is a-goin’ to do is to drive around in them there traps durin’ the speedin’ sea- son, and I reckon, with a leetle good steerin’, I can hev wheels took off fort; five per cent. on 'em without no pussong™ danger to me and mine. 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