Judge — May 11, 1912 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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History Repeats Itself. his First Daughter of the American Revo- eould Si le lution (who boasts of having three ancestors who fought in the battle of t! Bunker Hill)—“Those awful suffra- LIGHT de- gettes in England! They ought to be made to obey the laws!’" te BG iB res, Second D. A. R. (whose ancestors also BOTTLES gh fought at Lexington)—‘‘Yes, that's LD Nez En as. what King George said about our an- cestors when they refused to pay a lit- the tle tax on tea.”” First D. A. R.—‘‘Our ancestors ng! fought for a grand and glorious prin- and ciple; they"’—— A Second D, A, R.—‘*Exactly the same me one the women are fighting for all over way the world to-day."’ First D, A. R.—'‘*1 don’t understand rom what you mean, These awful women only want to vote Second D. A, R.—**That was all the American Revolution was fought for. Our ancestors said, ‘Taxation without keeps best ira BROWN BOTTLES we ‘representation is tyranny.’ "’ 3? ar i ore! ne ie Wee R. alah was different When beer in light bottles is exposed to light, the beer at—well”’—— (Exit.) develops a disagreeable odor and “‘skunky”’ taste. » off Pass It Along. 7 All brewers even cover the hand-holes of the case before ogi : shipping. to keep out the light. thoa A fellow who lived in Virginia sos . * . nite Once told a sweet girl, ‘I will winia!” Schlitz in Brown Bottles won t spoil after the case 1s Open. But the girl turned her head : “ ig- To her chum as she sa’ Pure beer, properly aged, will not cause biliousness. “Didja hear ‘im? Now, wouldn't that +: | * . skinia?”’ 2 S Physicians and surgeons prescribe Schlitz, instead of malt —Houston Post, tonics, as a builder of health. ' A fellow from old Mississippi g up Was courting a girl who was snippi; at He said, ‘‘Be my bride?" sou But she coldly replied, str: BH “Aw, beat it, young feller! You're Onder a cate from inre- dippi!”” your dealer today. zing —Milwaikee Sentinel. See that crown or him, ease Semen cork is branded res ” ie A fellow who lived in Kentue Schlitz. this Wooed a girl and thought he s lucky. 24-M d When he tried to make love, , ot She said, with a shove, or “Aw, can that slop, kid! I’m no low. ducky !"° losed : Cinsivenie Beak bing Cincinnati Enquirer. eat A fellow in far Walla Walla yea, Endeavored one evening to falla all. A fair ee anette: ‘The fe Peels somewna ! THe Zoth CENTURY WONDER halla! —New York Telegram. A fellow who lived in Woonsocket Took a nice diamond ring from his fmoney-mal business. Sold on} ser lonra — S| ney-back itt realtacd by tht Tra Rt Ra te ee TES VACUUM MASSAGE MACHINE for the home, No cost ica. New bel item pocket. mont i ae Said his suffragette, “Yes!” Binet of But he’s sorry, I guess age There's a kid now, and he has to rocket! ough? rine Eye Kemedy for Red, ‘atery Eyes and (Granulated Eyelids. e—Just Eye Comfort. In answering advertisements pleases mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com