Judge — April 6, 1912 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Come Out in the Garden, Maud, (A Spring Idyl.) By JOHN DOE. A Happy Marriage Depends largely on a know!- sige, of the whole truth about . and sex and their relation ; colt Set ase reintion oo Come out in the garden, Maud; Come out and get the air, Advertising of Advertising—No. 12 does not come intelligently of it- self, nor correctly from ordi- nary everyday sources. SEXOLOGY Ulastrated) Knowledge a Mother Should Mav Knowledge a Mother Should Impart to Her Daughter. ledge a Wife Should Have. All in One Volume. Illustrated, $2 postpaid Write for “Ouber People’s Opinions, PURITAN PUB. CO., 792 sts in a clear whole- V \) nounce on bulletins and in ad- vertisements that he handles certain advertised goods, you can be sure that he is giving you, at least uni- form, if not constantly increas- ing values, in the lines he carries. There may be an exception, now and then, but that only makes the rule stronger, by con- trast. The dealer knows that the adver- tised goods must be right or they Perchance the sun is shining, Perchance the sky is fair, Or else the rain is pouring, Or snowflakes dropping there. Come out in the garden, Maud, And look for tender shoots, Perchance the birds are trilling Like animated flutes— But you'd better bring your skates, Also your rubber boots. Come out in the garden, Maud, And wear your thinnest tulle; But bring along your ear-laps And keep your mittens full. You'll want your fan and sunshade And thickest coat of wool, Come out in the garden, Mau And try your Christmas skis. You'd better bring your rubbers And creepers, lest it freeze; Also bring the garden hoe, To plant the early peas, Come out in the garden, Maud, And feel the cold blasts blow, And breathe the balmy breezes, And watch the tulips grow, And see the hail and sunshine could not be profitably adver- ae ataad and ; ; F f ind snow! tised year in and year out. He nel rain and mud’ ands AD os = knows that, by, selling such Absurd. — goods, he will satisfy customers, ‘pe cit i ; sic and win their good-will. e climax of inconsistent absurdity Read Judge’s Library 8 was reached when the House of Repre- e =) Do you know what good-will means in sentatives passed the bill amending the April issue now ready dollars and cents? The maker of fam- chemical tariff schedule. ‘This measure ous brands of bakery products illustrates would impose duties on $40,000,000 At all Newsdealers - 10 Cents it in this way: | Worth of chemicals that now come iat — — They say that the New York Herald the country every year free of duty a y ns between $500,000 and $1,000,000 | der the Payne law. The excuse for this ; rly. Materially, its chief asset is the , svision i : ; No forced methods of manufacture eel” uldine’ te Herald” Snare sorasd exif is his i ea ; That's all you can see of the Herald. If aken off other products, the ; No forced methods of maturing that should bars UP tonight, there'd pe added to chemicals, in order to provide t ii nothing left of the Herald materially to- J vassal . are used in the morrow moming. And yet. Ils. mere the government with means of suppot. ! production of name would be just as valuable. ‘That's Again the farcical nature of the tarif 1 good-will. agitation is exposed, In this instance eter i e o y a. P bbl f rd You, the reader, by your patre Peter is to be robbed to pay Pau! ' age, by your favorable comments to : 7 an incentive to work hard to win and Not an Owl.- -Skipper—‘‘Did you see : hold your good-will, It is really up to [| that ghee aed cant our on you to say whether the ‘just as good ** see a thing.""—Harvard Lampom. ; - = shall take from the effort of the concern 1i Made and aged in the old fashioned way. which shows confidence in you by tak- Store Hair.—'‘My wife usually tears Eight years old ing you into its confidence and not abus- tier hols pheneven) cone home: and Bottled in bond. ing it. ““Just as goods’? are never “Yes; and which also make it oes - just as good. sary for me to buy more hair.""—lo™ . nA ‘ ville Courier-Journal. Clear Spring Distilling Co. VP Cea: “ _ stown, Kentucky EOE, Every lover of a good cocktail should call #¢ u Abbott s Bitters, Makes the best, C. W, Abbett: Co., Baltimore, Md. 22 In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com