Judge — November 18, 1911 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Limited Bait. ner Was one afternoon examin- of young boys in geography. ow, boys, what do you think that Noah did while he was in the ark?” After waiting several minutes he saw one hand go up, and the little chap, on being asked what he thought that Noah did, replied, “Sir, I think he might have fished said the instructor, ‘‘that is he might have fished some.’’ » another small hand went up. asked this one also what he thought about it. The small boy said, ‘‘I don’t think that he fished very long, because he only had two worms.’’—Red Hen. In Language He Knew.—Stanley Jor- dan, the well-known Episcopal minister, having cause to be anxious about his son’s college examinations, told him to telegraph the . The boy sent the following m to his parent: “Hymn 342, fifth verse, last two lines.” Looking it up, the father found the words : jorrow vanquished, labor ended, Jordan passed.’’—To-day’s Mag- azine. Too Soon To Tell.—Tommy had been playing truant from school and had spent a long, beautiful day fishing. On his wi ack he met one of his young who accosted him with the usual ‘Catch anything?” n all the conscious- ness of guilt, qui: responded, ‘ ain't been home yet.’’—Red Hen. No Credit.—Maybe the man who boasts that he doesn’t owe a dollar in the world couldn’t if he tried.—Cincin- nati Times-Star. reat Western EXTRA DRY iChampagne The only American Cham- pagne ever awarded a Gold Medal at Foreign Expositions : PARIS EXPOSITION, 1867 France PARIS EXPOSITION, 1889 France PARIS EXPOSITION, 1900 France VIENNA EXPOSITION, 1873 Austria BRUXELLES EXPOSITION, 1897 Belgium 7) BRUXELLES EXPOSITION, 1910 Belgium Pleasant Valley Wine Company Odes and Largest Champasne lucers in America Rheime New York Lig ht cant S oil Brown Bottles It is not enough to make pure beer, it must be fept pure until it is poured into your glass. Beer is a saccharine product. The slight- est taint of impurity injures its healthfulness. Light starts decay even in pure beer. Dark glass, the scientists say, gives protection against light. Purity above everything else distinguishes Schlitz ‘beer from common beer. We use the costliest materials — we age Schlitz for months to prevent biliousness — it will not ferment in your stomach. | Schlitz is sent to you in Brown Bottles, thus protecting Schlitz purity from the brewery to your glass. Without all these precautions no beer can be healthful, and who knowingly would drink beer that was not? If you knew what we know about beer, you would say, ‘Schlitz—Schlitz in Brown Bottles.” | @. Order a case from your dealer today. See that crown or cork is branded ‘*Schlitz.”* The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous HOTEL RUDOLF ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. On the Ocean Front. Always Open Offering every appointment for comfort and luxury. Hot and cold sea and fresh water in all baths. American and European plans. A. S. RUKEYSER, JOEL HILLMAN, Manager. President. SETTING THE DOCTOR sigur! “Sure, doctor. the pai me chist and not in me wrist at al andon P. 1. P. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com