Judge, 1911-11-04 · page 22 of 24
Judge — November 4, 1911 — page 22: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with several humorous short jokes interspersed. The main advertisements promote Hunter Whiskey, Philip Morris cigarettes, Charles Wheeler Bell's book "The Good Old Days," and Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. The humor pieces are brief, genteel jokes typical of early 20th-century American magazines: - **"The Right Periodical"**: A wife's dry wit about her husband reading a magazine with nothing in particular - **"A Case of Heredity"**: A joke equating children's behavior to their mother's - **"The Schoolmaster"**: Columbus didn't succeed because he failed at self-promotion/advertising—a meta-joke about advertising's importance - **"The Can That Counts"**: A sentimental story about a boy defending a dog from cruelty, threatening future revenge against the bully The page reflects period attitudes toward advertising, temperance debates (whiskey/champagne ads alongside family-oriented content), and gentle, moralistic humor. There are no identifiable political figures or controversial satire—this appears to be a standard commercial and entertainment page from Judge's early era.
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RESESESSOSESSSSLSSESSSSS OSES ESSSSSESSSESSSSSESE SESS SLES SSSR EY HUNTER WHISKEY RIPENED BY AGE THE PERFECTION 5 OF PURITY Guaranteed under the National Pure Food Law SEBSESESESES SESE SS ESEEES: Sold at all first-class WM. LANAHAN & FEIIITTITITIITTISSITIFITOSTSITTSSTTITITT fea and by jobbers. |, Baltimore, Md. Sesees: CRSTSSTISITSTTITTIFTIFGIGGFITI4 PIG AND WHISTLE There'sa size to suit your cultured taste. Five leaders —Cambridge, Morrissette (gold tip), Blues, Ambassa- dors, Banquet—25¢ to $1.00. “The Little Brown Box” mD. LONDON ) Do YOU think “The Good Old Days” were the better days? Charles Wheeler Bell thinks 0, and the way he proves it makes ore of the funniest books of the yea snappy pa human nat Delicious pictures by Fox, the famous cartoonist of the Chicago Evening Cover in Colors and Gold. ‘0 cents net At All Booksellers A.C. McClurg & Co, Pub. ROMEIKE’S fi" *.Sescayer p may appear about you, your friends. or any subject h you may want to be “uptodate.” Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for 100 notices. Henry RoMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Avenue, New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 82, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER {ll send you 3 which The Right Periodical. Picking upa magazine, Swishley be- gan fumbling the pages. “What are you looking for?’ his wife inquired. “Oh, nothing in particular.” “‘Then you have the right book,” the wife observed, ‘‘I have just finished reading it, and that’s exactly what I found.’’"— Youngstown Telegram. Mothers will tind Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the best remedy for their children. 25e-a bottle. A Case of Heredity. Clinton—‘‘I suppose your little ones ask you many embarrassing questions ?”” Clubleigh—‘‘Yes, they are just like their mother.’’—Boston Transcript. The schoolmaster—“ NOW, HOW WAS IT THAT THIS GREAT DISCOVERY MADE BY CuLUM- BUS WAS NOT FULLY APPRECIATED UNTIL MANY YEARS APTER HIS DEATH?” The up-to-date scholar —"* BECAUSE HE DIDN'T ADVERTISE, SIk.”—London Sketch. The Can That Counts. Little Archibald was protesting be- cause a larger boy wanted to tie a tin can to a pet poodle’s tail. “‘Aw, whassa matter?”’ exclaimed the “it ain’t a gonna hurt de purp. “No, but it is very unkind of you to treat the doggie like that,’”? Arch- ibald insisted. The rude urchin paid little heed, but soon sent the frightened animal down the road yelping at the top of its voice, with the can clattering behind it. Archibald’s eyes flashed angrily. @ “Tell you what,’’ he cried,‘‘some of these days when we grow up maybe you'll be working for me; if you do you can just better believe I will tie a can to you mighty quick, and there won't be any string to it, either.”’"—Youngstown Telegram. Only Technically.—‘‘Is your child in bed by eight every evening.” “Technically, yes. We begin arguing about that time.”’—Christian Advocate. Every lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. ite bouquet you like. For years In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com