Judge, 1911-10-28 · page 21 of 24
Judge — October 28, 1911 — page 21: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains primarily **advertisements** rather than satirical cartoons. The dominant feature is a Schlitz beer advertisement, accompanied by smaller whiskey (I.W. Harper) advertising. The page also includes several brief **humor snippets** (jokes/witticisms): - "Courtship Pointers" about interpreting clock references during romantic encounters - A joke about an elderly man's walking ability - Observations on spelling reform and Rubens' painting style - A historical anecdote about rapid remarriage after a soldier's death **Historical context**: These ads and jokes reflect early 20th-century concerns—the brown bottle claim addresses genuine scientific knowledge about light damaging beer, while the humor pieces reflect period attitudes toward courtship, aging, and social conventions. The page demonstrates Judge's mixed format: satirical magazine content alongside paid advertising, with little connection between the two sections.
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SIS IRS IRS SS eR RO ON MET, Se eT ST Pe NO A ae SO OE “Now, MOLLY, WOULD YOU RA- UTIFUL OR GooD?” 0 RATHER BE BEAUTIFUL AND ndon Punch, Courtship Pointers, When she says the clock is fast, You are making time at last. When she says the clock is slow, | You are done for. Better go. —Christian Standard. | Pooh!—Plumduff—‘‘Here’s a man zentioned in this paper who is one hun- ired and three years old and can walk ten miles at a stretch.’’ Goodguff—‘‘Pooh! I can do that easy, ind I'm not half as old as he is!’ Browning's Magazine. No Saving of Time. —‘‘Have you given ap spelling reform ?"* No. I think it’s a great idea—only 3 more time to remember to re- form-spell a word than it does to write ‘it correctly.""— Washington Star. | Inthe Rubens Room.—Artist’s wife— “Look, Fritz! Why don’t you paint something like that now?’’—Fliegende Blaetter. From the death notices of the New York Evening Post, January 21st, 1804: “In England, John Tucker, a soldier in Ashford Barracks. He died at four o'clock in the morning; before twelve in the same day his widow was married to another man, and in the evening the tappy couple followed the corpse of the [frst husband to the grave as chief tourners.’” E HE TOUCHED ME TO-DAY FOR A SVEREIGN.”— London Opinton, pAstomobile Eye Insurance needed after {rposure to Winds and Dust. Murine Eye ty freely applied A ffords Reliable Relief. No Smarting—Just Eye Comfort—Try Murine, Light starts decay even in pure beer. Dark glass gives protection against light. Schlitz is bottled in a brown bottle to protect its purity from the brewery to your glass. In the Schlitz Brewery, some say, protection against impurity is carried to an absurd extreme. We don’t think so. We have adopted every idea, every invention to attain and _ preserve purity. We scald every tub, keg and barrel—every pipe and pump—every time we use it. We wash every bottle four times by machinery. Even the air in which the beer is cooled is filtered. It is aged for months in glass enameled tanks. It cannot cause biliousness. It will not ferment in your stomach. If you knew what we know about beer, you would say, ‘“Schlitz— Schlitz in Brown Bottles.’’ e Order a case from your dealer teday, See that crown or cork is branded ‘‘Schlitz,”” The Beer ™ That Made Milwaukee Famous “I. W. HARPER” Whiskey Has stood the test of time and won universal popu- lar approval. Oldest and most famous in the world. Leading Dealers Everywhere. Bernheim Distilling Co., Incorporated Loulsville, Ky. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com