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Judge — September 30, 1911 — page 19: Judge, 1911-09-30

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This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal editorial content. The masthead feature "Judge's Favorite" showcases Apollinaris mineral water with a photograph of an elegantly dressed woman—likely a celebrity or socialite of the era, though she's unidentified here. The page contains humorous short jokes/quips (not political satire) about everyday situations: a shipwrecked sailor eating calendar dates, a wife interested in old comet news, etc. These are light domestic humor typical of the period. The bulk of the page consists of period product advertisements: Philip Morris cigarettes, Pears' soap, Grape-Nuts cereal, Cortes cigars, and various medicines. The Grape-Nuts ad notably includes a testimonial letter about health improvements—a common advertising format of that era. **No political content or satirical commentary is present.** This appears to be a straightforward advertising-heavy page from an early 20th-century magazine, mixing mild humor with commercial promotion.

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JUDGE'S FAVORITE. IN THE STAR RE at THE Apollinaris THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS.” Bottled only at the Spring, Neuenahr, Germany, and Only with its Own Natural Gas. Easily Satisfied. The hungry, shipwrecked seaman did not grumble at his fate; He merely took a calendar and bit him off a date.—Dallas News. More Satisfaction. The hankering for more fruit came; He sank not in despair, But dug him up a deck of cards, ‘And found, on top, a pair. C. Leslie Van Every. Her First Experience.—Salesman— “These are our best spring mattresses, madam."" Mrs. Youngbri any winter ones?’ “But haven't you Red Hen, Your old friend ani? MORRIS 6 Coy “Philip” is talk- Bs ing! He has been itiweyetkey your standby in a cigarettes for more than half acentury. Now its Food Again. Reading Up.—‘‘My wife is much in- PHILIP MORRIS A MIGHTY IMPORTANT SUBJECT TO terested sn the comet. z 7 EVERYON ince iee comet? The comet was here English Mixture and Cut Plug jast year. : 18 A Boston lady talks entertainingly of “[ know. She's putting old news- Xu, Bay $2.00 the pound in, 2Se, $06 and : food and the changes that can be made sipers under the carpets throaghout the 1.00 tins but you get tons of satisfaction. . in health by some knowledge on that Poose, and catching Up with the news as | We could sell tobacco for less but the name ot Hla user and catching up with the news:as Philip Morris would never go on the tins. » She i she pt em down."’—Blue Bull, | _ a “An injury to my spine in early wom- | Medes weed ceble meus ced naaers un anhood left me subject to severe K | with 25e for trial 2 oz. tin of either brand. an | headaches which would last three or four PHILIP MORRIS & CO., Ltd. 13 _-| days at a time, and a violent course of 402 West Bro drugging brought on constipation, with EF all the ills that follow. | at “My appetite was always light and | r uncertain and many kinds of food dis- in tressed me. e “T began to eat Grape-Nuts food two . or three years ago, because I liked the \ Pears’ Soa’ is made in a n- taste of it, and I kept on because I soon J sg 00 | foand it was doing me good. clean, sun-flooded factory ; at “Test it regularly at breskfaat, fre- then stored a full year ina " quently at luncheon, and again before | i atee = P| Maing to bedstead have nee trouble’ fn dry, airy place, before com ‘sleeping on it.’ It has relieved my con- ing to you. . stipation, my headaches have practically Is it such a wonder it ceased, and I am in better physical con- > ¢ | dition at the age of 63 than I was at 40. lasts so long? w ms _ “I give Grape-Nuts credit for restor- hin ne ing my health, if not saving my life, and FOR » MEN OF BRAINS . you can make no claim for it too strong P- for me to endorse.’” Name given by ! ARS Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, ‘‘The Road to “MADE AT KEY WEST ile,’ in packages. ‘‘There’s a Te HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS ng | Ever read the above letter? A new PAPER WAREHOUSE ¢ appears from time to time. ey . y s | are genuine, true, and full of human The short-sighted old gentleman (to THE KNIFE Braoch Wists! $5" beeuenan Street’ New York a aterest $00 wiorh—Lindes Shee OTR My ALL KINDS OP PAPER MADE TO ORDER Most people seem to think the only Way they can learn to save money is by wasting it.—N. Y. Press. Sliced Oranges with a dash of Abbott's Bitters are appetizing and healthful. Sample by mail, 25 cte. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. VARICOSE VEINS, ™21c°* are promptly relleved with inexpensive home treatment, Te 'absolutele removes the pain, ewelling, tiredness and disease, Full particulars on receipt of etamn. W. F. Young, P. D. F., 115 Temple 8t,, Springfield, Mass In anewering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com