Judge — August 19, 1911 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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: : Another Lesson. ‘HERE, little world, don’t cry! T’ For you need some new jukes, I know; And of chestnuts old ‘That the ancients told, You have wearied long ago. But Jupce holds all for which you sigh— There, little world, don’t cry! ~Gearee B. Staf. The Riviera Season.—‘‘Jack, ‘what shall I do about Mrs. Goodhand’s bridge tea? I simply can’t go, you know.”” poh end her a check!"’—London Pure, Healthful, Refreshing [pollinaris “THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS” Rye aoe Sue rae i Be THE MILLIONAIRE AND HIS CIGAR. Passsing a good thing along.—-Fliegende Blaetter. At the Parsonage COFFEE RUNS RIOT NO LONGER. “Wife and I had a serious time of it while we were coffee drinkers. “She had gastritis, headaches, belch- ing, and would have periods of sickness, while I secured a daily headache that became chronic. “We naturally sought relief by drugs without avail, for it is now plain enough that no drug will cure the diseases an- other drug (coffee) sets up, particularly % long as the drug which causes the trouble is continued. “Finally we thought we would try leaving off coffee and using Postum. I noticed that my headaches disappeared like magic and my old ‘trembly’ nervous- ress left. One day wife said, ‘Do you know my gastritis has gone?’ “One can hardly realize what Postum ) bas done for us. “Then we began to talk to others. Wife’s father and mother were both coffee drinkers and sufferers. Their headaches left entirely a short time after they changed from coffee to Postum. “TI began to inquire among my parish- ioners and found to my astonishment that numbers of them use Postum in place of coffee. Many of the ministers who have visited our parsonage have become enthusiastic champions _ of Postum.’? Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read the little book, ‘‘The Road to Wellville,”” in packages. ‘‘There’s a teason."” Ever read the above letter? A )2¢w one appears from time to ime. They are genuine, true, and {-U of human interest. The Bank of Cupid. (Condensed Statement.) Resources Loans and discounts—One solitaire. Overdrafts—One promise to wed. Real estate—One lot in the suburbs, Furniture and fixtures—One porch hammock, Cash and sight exchange—Kisses, hugs, and honeyed words. Total....... Liabilities Capital—Unlimited nerve. Surplus—Posterity. Undivided profits—Alimony. Deposits—Liberty. Total.. —Vance C. Criss, in n Life. The New York Sun calls Bryan chan- ticler. He does seem to get a rise out of the Sun.—Minneapolis Journal. Hostess—" 17'S ONLY TEN O'CLOCK, MISS STIL- TON. SURELY YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BED YET?” Miss Stilton—“ MY DEAR. I NEVER LIKE TO Miss MY BEAUTY SLEEP.”—Londen Opinion. Sticed Oranyes with a dash of Abbott's Bitters are appetizing and healthful. Sample by 25 cts. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. Px10ale SLOCK TZ TZ BEER The beer behind the triangular label possesses cl cter and quality to a marked degree. Ask for it at the Club, Cafe or Baffet. Insist on Blatz. Correspondence invited direct. ALWAYS THE SAME Tobacco Habit Banshed DR. ELDERS' TOBACCO BOON BANISHES all forms of Tobacco Habit in 72 to 120 hours. A post: tive, quick and permanent relief. Easy to tal No craving for Tobacco after the first dose. to three bozes for all ordinary cases. Wo : tee results in every case or refund money. Send for our free booklet giving full information. Elders’ Sanatarium, Dept. ¢3 St. Joseph, Mo USE ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE, The antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. If = want rest ard comfort for tired, tender, aching, swollen, sweating feet. use Allen's Foot-Ease. It relieves corns and bunions of all pain and prevents blisters, sore and callous spots. Always use it to Break in New Shoes. Don't go on your vacation without a package of Allen's Foot-Ease. It is the greatest comfort discovery of the age. ‘Try it to-day. Sold everywhere, 25 ets, Don't accent any substitute. |For FREE trial package, address Allen 8. Olmsted, Le Ror. N.Y. \ROMEIKE’S £i:2%,<3itrg.scsas friends, or any subject on which you may want to be * to date." Every newspaper and periodical of feats |in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, | $5.00 for 100 notices. HENRY RoMEIKe, 106-110 Seventh -Avenue, New York. Press Cutting Bureau will send you all newspaper clippings fn answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It wi!! be appreciated. comicbooks.com