Judge — August 12, 1911 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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A LITTLE ICEBERG floating round in the liquid depths of a High Ball made of HUNTER WHISKEY strongly suggests how to keep cool in hot weather Sold at all first-class cafes and by jobbers WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Md. make the most desirable and appropriate decorations for your den and bungalow. udge Prints Send 10 cents for illustrated catalogue to JUDGE, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York Satisfaction can only be realized through the proper use and application of the things created for our happiness. The sense of taste is the first of our faculties that demands satisfaction—the nourishing comforts of our physical existence. RUPPERT'S KNICKERBOCKER “The Beer That Satisties” fulfills the requirements not only of the sense of taste, but creates appetite and aids digestion. Ruppert's Knickerbocker beer is made from the best hops and barley, properly aged and bottled by the most sanitary Process of modern inventions. THE BEER THAT SATISFIES co In anawerine advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. A Real Grouch. There is in Washington an old “‘grouch’’ whose son was graduated from Yale. When the young man came home at the end of his first term, he exulted in the fact that he stood next to the head of his class. But the old gentle- man was not satisfied. “Next to the head!’’ he exclaimed. “‘What do you mean? I'd like to know what you think I’m sending you to col- lege for? Next to the head! Why aren’t you at the head, where you ought to be?”’ At this the son was much crestfallen, but upon his return he went about his work with such ambition that at the end of the term he found himself in the cov- eted place. When he went home that year he felt very proud. It would be great news for the old man. When the announcement was made, the father contemplated his son for a few minutes in silence; then, with a shrug, he remarked, “*At the head of the class, eh? Well, that’s a fine commentary on Yale Uni- versity !’’— Washington Post. “The Union Forever.”” At a banquet given in Philadelphia not long ago, Senator Johnstone, of Georgia, and Dr. James P. Kimball, of Red Lodge, Mont., were neighbors, and each found it a matter of regret that the occasion promised to be ‘‘dry.’’ So the doctor exerted himself to find a beverage more to their liking than ice water. Under the mellowing influence of the result of his efforts, the doctor and the Senator conversed freely and discovered that they had faced each other at the battle of Antietam, Dr. Kimball having been on General Patrick’s right wing, while Senator Johnstone was on General Jackson's left. At the conclusion of the banquet the Senator laid his hand upon the shoulder of his new-found friend and, with a glance at the empty bottle, said in deep- est gratitude, ‘‘Doctor, I’m glad I did not kill you.”’—Lippincott’s Magazine. What's the Use? “Mother,’’ said Bobby, after a full week of obedience, ‘‘have I been a good boy lately?” “Yes, dear,’’ replied his mother. ‘‘A very, very good boy.’” “*And do you trust me?”’ he continued. “Why, of course mother trusts her little boy!’ she answered. But the chastened child was not paci- fied. ‘I mean really, really trust me, you know,”’ he explained. “Yes, I really, really trust you, nodded his mother. ‘Why do you ask? “Jest becuuse,’’ said Bobby, diving his hands into his pockets and looking at her meaningly in the face, ‘‘if you trust me like you say you do, why do you go on hiding the jam?’’—Answers. A Suggestion.—Old Richfellow (des- perately)—‘‘If you refuse me, what is there left for me to do?” Miss Pertleigh—‘‘Well, I read the other day about a rich man who made his will in favor of the woman who re- fused him, and then went out and hanged himself.’’—Boston Traveler. Every lover of @ good cocktail should insist that Abbott's Bitters be used in the making of it ; insures C. W. Abbott & Co.. Eur setting, the very best. C. itimore, Md. comicbooks.com