Judge, 1911-06-24 · page 23 of 25
Judge — June 24, 1911 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page consists primarily of **advertisements and reprinted college humor** rather than original satirical cartoons. The upper left contains "Cap and Gown Smiles"—brief jokes collected from college publications (Yale Record, Michigan Gargoyle, Stanford Chaparral, etc.). These are gentle campus humor: a student pressing the wrong girl's foot at dinner, jokes about overeating at inns, and romantic mishaps. The humor reflects early 20th-century college social life—dating anxieties, pranks, and mild romantic confusion. The advertisements dominate the page, pitching: - **The Whittier Inn** (seaside resort) - **Manhattan Beach** hotels and attractions - **Trimble Whiskey** (with a period drinking toast) - **New York Electrical School** - **Tobacco Habit Banishment** (Dr. Elders' cure) - **Romeike's Press Clipping Bureau** The only cartoon image shows a woman gesturing while speaking to a man about shopping—captioned with a London Opinion joke about wanting "an idea or two for elaine," likely a pun on "L'Elaine" or similar. The page is essentially a **filler/advertising compilation** rather than satirical political content.
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Se CAP AND GOWN SMILES. On College Street. A stude —a book, A maid—a look, Books neglected, Things expected. Little marks in English, Little marks in Greek Make the baseball coaches Other players seek. Yale Record. - George—‘‘Didn’t you notice that I pressed your foot at the dinner to- night?” Mazie—'‘ Why, it wasn’t my foot you pressed! Oh, George, I wondered why mamma was smiling so sweetly at the minister !"'—Michigan Gargoyle. - “Say, where’s your roommate gone?”’ “He’s over eating at the inn."’ “Come out of it! Who ever heard of any one overeating at the inn?’'—Stan- ford Chaparral, - “*Won’t you come into the parlor, Where the light is burning low?” “No, I thank you, Mary, darling; I don’t like mush-rooms, you know —Columbia Jester, ance Policy at Yo fe Hemedy Insures-Eye Health stByeComfort—Eye Beauty. ‘Try Murine. “‘l can marry any girl I please. “Yes; but you can't please any.’’ Yale Record. She—Oh, war! He—'*Why war?” She—"Well, I just turned my ankle, and you know what war is."’—Cornell Widow. ~ “Oh, Bill, what’s the Bath?” “Why, Saturday, you bonehead!" Yale Record. Knight of the ~ When in Rome do as the English do. —Harvard Lampoon, NOT JUST THE ORDINARY KIND The Whittier Inn es cc Sea Gate, New York Harbor On the Ocean and near the City Located in « Beastifel Residential Priv OPEN ALL THE YEAR A rebned, quiet, high-class hotel catering to people of = criminabon. “It appeals particularly to Automobsbsts. score fem Manhattan via, Brecklre Elects : by foot private boat to and from, the Bary R Vig bby automobile via Ocean Parkwa: <rilent beech for bathi in ‘canis, rowing, sailing, ete. with betel service aford exclusve ac ‘tod rates upon application. L. W. WHITTIER, Prop. WHITE, HENTZ 4 CO Phila. and New York you do drink. drink Trims, “*T wish thee health, I wish thee wealth, I wish thee gold ‘in store, I wish thee heaven upon earth—- Whxt could I wish thee more ?"” Whiskey Green Label. = ESTABLISHED City wh e festivals European CONVENIENTLY REACHED f SY, TRAIN, Unsurpassed bathing. MANHATTAN TROLLEY OR MO’ The most popular resort center 7 ead New York the temperature seldom varies from 70°. New tennis court Famous open air restaurants, and outdoor pastimes. America’s Leading Seashore Hotels BEACH HOTEL auxSPax OPEN JUNE 24th, Beach Hand ew Pergola. ORIENTAL HOTEL (quses Bath Mereadante’s Orchestra C Plan. Tennis Courts id various other attractions Celebrated musical al E, Conterno, Dirvetor tar age. Auto Roads Directly to Hotel Entrances ALONG, THAT suor.” “YES 1 DO, NANNIE. | TWO POR BLLAINE!” Miss NI YoU DON'T WANT To 1 WANT TO GET AN IDEA OR —London Opinion. 21 West Seventeenth St, NEW YORK Tobacco Habit Banished DR. ELDERS’ TOBACCO BOON BANISHES all forms of Tobacco Habit in 72 to 120 hours. A post- tive, quick and permanent relief. Easy to take. No craving for Tobacco after the first dose. One to three boxes for all ordinary cases, We guaran- teo results in every case or refund money. Se for ocr free booklet giving full information. Elders’ Sanatariam, Dept. 43 ‘St. Joseph, Mo ROMEIKE’S ress co ‘eau will send you all ne wapaper clippings which may appear about you. your friems, oF any oahiect ox on which you may want to be “up to newspaper and periodical of importance in the Uni ted States and Burope le searched: Terma, $5.00, for 100 Henry Romerxe, 110-112 West 26th | Breet New York: In answering advertisements please mention JUDG. It will be appreciated comicbooks.com