Judge, 1911-05-20 · page 23 of 24
Judge — May 20, 1911 — page 23: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and filler content** rather than political satire. The material consists of: **Short humorous definitions and quips** (top left) mocking various social types—vain women, slow young men, boarding-house food—typical Judge humor of the era. **Three major advertisements:** 1. **Brighton Garters** (top)—a suspender product with no metal touching skin 2. **Pabst Blue Ribbon beer** (center)—notably marketing to women by suggesting their complaint that beer is "too bitter" would be disproven by this gentler brew. This reflects early 1900s marketing attempting to expand beer consumption beyond traditional male audiences. 3. **Tobacco Habit Banished** and **Allen's Foot-Ease**—patent medicine ads typical of the period The **Pabst ad is most socially revealing**: it reflects attitudes about gender and consumption, implying women needed persuading to drink beer and that manufacturers should address female consumers' alleged preferences. No identified political figures or events appear on this page.
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CRISPETTES. NO METAL tO Tie SKIN Character.—Character is what you are; reputation is what you try to make peo- Pr ple think you are.—Indianapolis Star. earn, ii A Bright Boy.—‘I tell you, Maria, that boy makes some of the brightest ~” CLASP remarks 1 ever heard.’ “Yes; I always said he didn’t take ach after you!"’—Browning’s Maga- ee Clams ASlight Clew.—‘‘A well-known beauty has committed a great crime. DOUBLE “But they will surely catch her.” PIONEER Ga’ CO. () cccarp “Hardly. The only clew in the hands PHILADELPHIA yf EVERYWHERE - OR BY MAIL of the detective is one of her profes- sional photographs. "’— Youngstown Tele- gram. ; Then He's Slow.—Many a young man Two Good Things from Canada is rather fast about everything except Gooderham and Worts Whisky settling his bills.—Philadelphia Record. and Hudsons Bay Tobacco —'W! Paradoxical, but True. pat: we For Agencies and Territory write to gent, exclaimed the reformer, ‘‘is good } ‘Wakem & McLaughlin, (Inc) “Yes,” assented a hearer; ‘‘and we|_— want 'em bad.""—Browning’s Magazine. | Defined.—Cold, but not clammy—A boarding-house chowder. — Philadelphia | Record. | Decay of Gallantry—‘‘Plague take that woman !"" “My friend, she is the most beautiful | girl in this town.” cf { Beer the ‘That may be. But she obstructs my view of second base."’—- Pittsburgh Peat Ay. Women Like Ala Mode.—‘‘And do the woods skirt y ad 3 i . eer farm i) armen A OFTEN. you will hear a woman “Yes. Rather row, though. Sort o' hobble skirt it."’—Browning's Maga- say “I just can't drink beer--it's oe | 4 so bitter.” Formative.— Teacher--‘‘What is it) that binds us together and makes us Fj better than we are by nature?’’ | > 3 Pabst “Corsets, sir,’ piped a wise little y e firl of eight.—Chicago Socialist. ; : BlueRibbon Saved Fuel.—Man with wooden leg—| SP ia The Beer of Quality “Your charge for cremation is exorbi- J tant.” Porter at crematory—‘‘ Well, we will | would prove a revelation to her, throw off ten per cent. in your case, on oe; withi “ delicate apestising fla- sccount of your wooden leg."’—Meggen- | Denes f dorfer Blaetter. ee ef vor 0: f the hops ut not the | A . excessive bifter that is Fate's Irory. r so unpleasant. For years he sought for wealth and fame, £ J Nor stopped for charity He tried to win gold and a name, Nor heard a brother's plea. He centered all upon himself— | — = His eyes ne'er left his goal; 5 Youth passed, but neither fame nor pelf y H H Had come to cheer his soul. ovacco nabit banisne Bat still he held his course alone— =| toras of Tobacco Mabie iu 2 10 13) hours poet: He had no time for friends; tive, quick and permanent relief, Easy to take. His wife and children, strangers grown, 5 A pagratlge! foe Tonnes svar one tet eee One ; to three boxes for all ordinary cases. : Left him unto his ends. loa tee results in every case or refand money. , | - for ocr free booklet giving fall information. They came, did wealth and fame, and| , Eiders’ Sanatarium, Dept.i3 St. Joseph, Mo yet | What use to have them sent ne’en the “rubber’’ wagonette Flits past a . > | “USE ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, ee - LOST FOR GOOD. | The antiseptic powder to be shaken into the shoes. If you HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS “You look very sad." Pant rest ard comfort for tired, aching, swollen, eweating wy, ton *, a feet, use len's Foot-Ease. lieves corns an PAPER WAREHOUSE Yes; I 've just lost twenty francs, all pain and prevents blisters, sore and callous spots. AF Nos, 22, 34 and 96 Bleecker Street “* Have a look for it. You may find it again."* ways use it to Break in New Shoes. It is the greatest com- “rn ‘ F tr fort discovery of the axe. Try it to-day. Sold everywhere, Ranch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York I'm afraid not. I lost it at the races. 25 eta, Don't aecent anv aubatirute. For, FREE trial pack ALL KINDS OP PAPER MADE TO ORDER | —Sourire. | age, address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, I. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com