Judge — April 22, 1911 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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** Are you interested in socialism ?"* “Oh, yes, indeed! I get up all the socials at our church."” He Paid jn the End. STINGY man ate a box supper secretly in his berth to save diner- car rates, but he was kept awake all night by the crumbs on his sheet! One More Unfortunate. By CAROLYN WELLS. AISIE, I can’t believe it’s true! Beneath that banner you enlist! Somehow, I cannot think of you A suffragist! My dainty maid with starry eyes, Hair like a lovely golden mis You fill my soul with sad surpr A suffragist! I can forgive your motor fad, Your wild devotion to bridge whist; But this, I think, will drive me mad— A suffragist! The girl on whom I love to call, The girl I've (under protest) kissed; Oh, most unkindest cut of all— A suffragist! Ob, Maisie, dear, have you forgot Our tender vows, our moonlight tryst? They prove to me that you are not A suffragist! How To Die Poor. F ANY millionaire is offering a prize of $50,000 for a short and easy method of dying poor, how would it suit him to bet on the weather, taking his tips from the forecasts sent out every day from Washington? ITTLE drops of water, pouring from the sky, At Easter keep the women home for one grand cry. ROUNDING UP THE SEA COWS. “TAR AND FEATHERS.” . “There's a Reason.” "THE WIFE, noticing the lumpy ap- pearance of her husband’s bald head, made inquiries as to the cause. “Why, my dear, I used some of the hair tonic that I found on your dresser, thinking” —— “Hair tonic! developer!” Why, that was bust HE WOMAN with a bee in her bon- net frequently gets stung! comicbooks.com