Judge, 1911-04-22 · page 20 of 24
Judge — April 22, 1911 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This is primarily an **advertising page** from an early 20th-century satirical magazine. The main content consists of patent medicine and business opportunity ads typical of the era. The notable element is a large **illustrated cartoon** titled "The White-House Man's Burden," showing a man struggling under a heavy load in a desert setting. The caption references Uncle Taft (President William Howard Taft) on the Mexican frontier, satirizing American military involvement in Mexico and Central America during this period. Below the cartoon are brief humorous jokes touching on politics and daily life—including one mocking Senator Sorghum's inconsistency in his own beliefs, and another criticizing popular songwriters' influence over laws. The page reflects the magazine's satirical approach while being dominated by dubious remedies (rheumatism "drafts," tobacco cessation products) and employment schemes—common advertising in publications from this era.
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RHEUMATISM I want every sufferer to try my Drafts, which are curing thousands, WITHOUT COST All I ask is your address 1 want to send every one who has Rheu- matism a regular $1.00 pair of Magic Foot Drafts, the great Michigan remedy for Rheumatism of every kind, chronic or acute, muscular, sciatic, lumbago, gout, etc., no matter where located or how severe, on FREE Frevenicx Dyer, Cor. My Drafts are meeting with phenomenal success—they are already in demand in every civilized country in the world. Thousands of letters from every where tell us of marvel- ous cures, even after long lives of suffering, and after every other means had failed. It is because they are so sure to bring prompt and permanent re- emeemune lief that I can afford to send them on approval. Just send your name and address. Return mail will bring the Drafte, prepaid Then, after trying them, if you are satis fied with the benefit received, send us One Dollar. _ If not, they cost you nothing. You decide, and we take your word. Ad- dress Magic Foot Draft Co., VBI4 Oliver Bldg., Jackson, Mich. Send no money— just your name. Write to-day. GET WISE Diagram of Life Insurance showing the proportionate amount of Insurance and Legal Reserve during whole life or a of years. (Copyrighted.) H. “Galusha, £35 Wreford ‘Avenue, Detroit, Mi HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 22, 34 and 96 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ___ ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER ~ ROMEIKE’S 8723 co all ne wspape appear about you, your friends. or an whieh you slay want te be ” ical of impertance in the Unk. | rope is searched. Terms. $5.00 for notices. Henny Romuixe, 10-112 West 26th Street: New York: “Tobacco Habit Banished DR. ELDERS’ TOBACCO BOON BANISHES all Hh Address F. ch. will send you ippings which may abdect on giving full information, St Joseph, Mo. for our free booklet Elders’ Sanatartum, Dept. 43 A Long Chance.— Weary Walter—‘'I lost arf a crown yesterday.” Tired Timotheus—‘‘Did y’ in yer pocket?”’ Weary Walter—'‘No; the bloke wot dropped it heard it fall.""—Tit-Bits. ‘ave a ‘ole No Wonder She Raved.— ‘What's the matter with your wife? She seems to be very irascible lately “Why, she was assisting at a rum- mage sale, and somebody sold her new hat for thirty-five cents.’’— Washington Herald. Self-confidence. —‘*‘Do you believe in all the views you advocate?"’ “Yes,"’ replied Senator Sorghum, after some hesitation, ‘I do; but I doubt whether a less ski!lful reasoner than myself would be able to convince me of the correctness of some of them.”’ —Washington Star. Hang Him.— Juggins—*Who was it that said if he could make the songs of the? ‘people he wouldn't care who made the laws Muggins—‘‘Don't know. But if he’s the chap who’s making the songs of the people nowadays, I'd just like to have the making of the laws a little while! That's all!"’—Red Hen. Appearance Not Deceptive.—'B I’ve just come out of the hospital, an “What?"" “T’'ve just come out of a hospital, an’ “I was in a hospital once.”’ “Well, then you know “I know they give the patients a bath oftener than once a year.'’—Houston Post. 15,000 Appointments Coming Excellent salaries. Short hours. Annual vacations, No “layoffs.” Rapid pro- motion. Write for list of positions open with duties and salaries paid. | Franklin Institute, Dept. J 99, Rochester, N.Y, instrument for viewing not a Tor. \ reedere picture avd theatrical far more enjoyable. Ask With the Warriors. They are still fighting in: Mexico, Albany, Breathitt County, Austin, and Central America. Fort Worth Record. © Policy at ¥ Remedy Insures— e Beauty. Try Murine. Drug- Health Exe Insu: gist’s, Murine Ej —Eye Comfort: “Shake Well Before U: "— And when shall I take the sleeping draught, doctor?’ “Well, you go to sleep.”’ about fifteen minutes before —Fliegende Blaetter. said study- Like the Rest of Us.— “Ye the old man,‘‘my daughter is sti ing French,"’ **But she can’t speak the language at all, can she?’’ remarked the friend. “She couldn’t at first, but now she can speak it just enough to make herself un- intelligib —Catholic Times. THE WHITE-HOUSE MAN'S BURDEN. Uncle Taft (on co frontier) —‘*Who goes there? '’ I di Filibuster—" Uncle Taft "Guess you can't’ Filibuster—' Well, who are you, epi ¥ Uncle Taft He Went.— George—‘‘ Yes, dear; any- thing you say goes."’ Marguerite (bored to death)— “George !’’"—Columbia Jester. In answering aavertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be arpreciated. ‘That's my business. All this hemisphere is my business.’ —london Punch. and Musical SONG POEMS 2,Msa! ~That ate rucceestul-—bring fame and cash to their ‘Send us your manuscript or write for FREE PARTICULAIS. Publication guaranteed if acervted. H. Kirkus Dugdale Co., Desk 19. Washington. D. comicbooks.com