Judge — March 25, 1911 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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Very Mean. ‘He has a mean disposition, hasn’t ‘I should say so. He's the kind of a man who'll rake in a jackpot on a bluff, and then, after he’s stacked up the chips, will spread out four hearts and a spade for everybody to look at."’—Detroit Free Press. Mistress (ENGAGING SERVANT)—"T HOPR YOU KNOW YOUR PLACE?” Servant—" Ou, Ye8, MUM! THE LAST FOUR GIRLS YOU HAD TOLD ME ALL aBouT IT!” —London Opinion. The Winners. Katherine was watching two of her boy cousins box. At first she did not understand; at last she said, ‘‘My! 1 thought for a time you were really going to fight.’"” **Do you ever fight?”’ asked one of the boys, much amused. “Sometimes Marie and I fight,’ she replied, referring to a little playmate. “Who whips?” laughed the boy And she answered, with a sad little sigh, ‘‘Our mammas do.'’—Delineator, Sliced Oranges with adash of Abbott's Bitters are appetizing and healthful, Sample by mail, 25 cts, instamps, C. W. Abbott .. Baltimore, Expert Testimony. “Did they succeed in breaking their rich uncle’s will?’’ “Yes, indeed. They proved that the old man was crazy." “How did they do it?’” “They put three people on the stand who swore that he preferred ragtime to grand opera,’’—Detroit Free Press. A Tender Subject. “How is your garden getting along?” “Why do you ask that question?” de- manded the suburbanite suspiciously. _ “Tse. e I had prom- ised you some vegetables.""—Houston Chronicle, PRIVATE LIFE OF OUR PUBLIC MEN. The Juggler at Breakfast. —London Punch. Yellowsfone ‘The years drop away and one grows young in Yellowstone Park. In thi: vast Rocky Mountain domain of 3,312 square miles, at an average eleva- tion of 7,500 feet, are canyons, cataracts, geysers, hot springs—a store house of wonders and curiosities. No better place in all the world could be found to commune with nature, rest the mind and rejuvenate the body. Season 1911: June 15.to September 15 Five up-to-date hotels, including rustic Old Faithful Inn, and for this season the mag- nificent new Grand Canyon Hotel, outdoing the most famous resort places in its ‘superb location, complete appointments and service. Low Summer Tourist Fares to Yellowstone Park, the Pacific Coast, Puget Sound and Columbia River regions. l, Portland, June 5-10, 1911. Special Fares in effect May 29, 30 July 31. Other selling dates for special tickets are: June 5, 6, June to July S, account Int'l Sunday School Assn. and Nat'l lucational Assn. meetings in San Francisco and Christian Church Convention in Portland. Full Eaues on request, with illustrated literature telling of the trip over the “Scenic lighway through the Land of Fortune.” Send 6c in stamps for “Through Wonder- land” and “Yellowstone Park Hotels.” Northern Pacific Railway A. M. CLELAND, General Passenger Ageat, St. Paul The New Grand Canyon Hotel Chicago’s Finest Hotel George H. Gazley, Mgr. LaSalle at Madison St. The central location, excellent service, elegant equipment and furnishings, and homelike atmosphere make Hotel LaSalle the most popular hotel in Chicago. RATES: One Person: Room with detached bath - $2 to $3 per day Room with private bath - $3 to $5 per day Two Persons: Room with detached bath - $3 to $5 per day Room with private bath - $5 to $8 per day Two Connecting Rooms With Bath: Two Persons - - - - -$5to$8 per day Four Persons - - + - $8 to $15 per day Suites: $10 to $35 per day. All rooms at $5 or more are the same price for one or two persons. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. TD) | comicbooks.com