Judge — March 18, 1911 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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THE FUTURE FLAG OF ALL NATIONS If the Carnegie Peace Fund accomplishes its mission. NEW YORK’S GREAT PENNSYLVANIA STATION. One of the greatest works of modern times was the construction of the concrete-lined steel tubes under the Hudson and East Rivers, the tunnelling of Manhattan Island, and the erection of the mag- nificent Pennsylvania Station at Seventh Avenue Thirty-second Street, Ni . bringing the ugh trains of the Pennsylvania Railroad into yeart o jew York City. An Iastratead booklet describing th great work, 1 to any address by Geo. W. Boyd. General Passenger Agent, Broad Street Station, Philadelphia, Pa., on receipt of a two-cent stamp. Send for it Had Three Accomplices. “How did the burglar es: quired the det tive, ‘replied the guard with the damaged eye, ‘‘he sort ar nicknamed pe 2” in- What do you mean ?”” “First he pried open his cell door with a jimmy, then he knocked me dow! with a billy, and then he sallied forth.’’ —Boston Transcript. His Wants. Man wants but little here below, un- less he wants to build a house, and then he wants a lot.—Philadelphia Bulletin. Every lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best Treasure Hunting. “Blinks used to be daft on the subject of buried treasure. What's he up to “He's got up an expedition to Asia Minor to try to find the place where Methuselah stored his birthday pres- ents."’—Toledo Blade. Rushing the Season. The maiden’s nose is rosy red— “*Ker-choo, ach-o0, ker-shoo!’’ Too soon her winter togs she shed, To don her peek-a-boo. —Youngstown Telegram. PIMPLES 22233: A Theatrical Team. He hitched his wagon to a star, This manager, But quickly got a cruel jar— They will occur. The outfit didn’t travel far; He shortly saw He'd hitched his wagon to a star Who wouldn t dra —Louisville Courier-Journal. Utter Futility. Tcacher—**Tommy, what is the mean- ing of the word ‘futility’?’” Tommy—"1 don't know just exactly, but an example of it would be trying to tickle a turtle’s back with a chicken feather."'— Youngstown Telegram. Fair Exchange. Fair exchange is no robbery, but usu- ally one of the parties gets stuck.—Chi- cago News. A selfish man thinks other people's corns were made for him to tread on,— Detroit Free Press. Gentle Reminder. It was midnight. The man hi tered the house as quietly as po: His shoes made some noise. He just reached the door of the bedroom when he heard some one moving in the bed as if about to get up, and he paused. The sound of a woman's voice floated to his ears. “If you don’t take your boots off when you come into this house,”’ it said, “*there’s going to be trouble, and a whole lot of it. Here it’s been raining for three hours, and you dare to tramp over my carpets with your muddy boots on. Go downstairs and take them off this minute!" He went downstairs without a word, but he didn’t take off his boots. In- stead, he went straight out into the night again, and the ‘‘pal’’ who was ting for him saw a tear glisten in his “I can’t rob that house!’’ he said. “It reminds me of home.’’—Blue Bull. | | | In answering aavertisements please mention JUDGE. It wf! be ar.preciated. Ask for it at the Clab, Cafe or Buffet. Insist on Blatz. direct. Lovers. Time was, and not so long ago, They wandered through the Now, when it blows and looks lik They hug the parlor stov —Jup Move to amend immediately : Line four, put ‘by’? before the “the.’* —Columbus Dispatch. “His Honor’’ stands corrected. No matter what you pay, sir— there is IMPERIAL , EXira nig comicbooks.com