Judge, 1911-03-04 · page 2 of 24
Judge — March 4, 1911 — page 2: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with minimal satirical content**. The main features are: 1. **White Rock water advertisement** - promoting bottled spring water from Waukesha, Wisconsin as "The World's Best Table Water" 2. **Leslie-Judge Company promotion** - advertising engravings, including "Sally in Our Alley" by James Montgomery Flagg, a famous illustrator 3. **I.W. Harper whiskey ad** - noting dealers often recommend cheaper brands for profit margins, but urging customers to insist on Harper brand 4. **Right column content** - includes brief articles on Andrew Carnegie's wealth philosophy and proposed changes to the Ten Commandments (appears to reference a Church of Canterbury discussion) The page reflects **early 20th-century consumer culture** and advertising practices, with minimal political satire or cartooning beyond the commercial imagery.
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hife Foc “The World’s Best Table Water” From America’s Most Famous Spring Waukesha, Wis. Put up only in NEW Sterilized Bottles am tee COPYmIGHT 1910, LESLIE-sU0GE CO. HIS PICTURE, “Sally in Our ‘lley,”. beautifully colored, mounted on heavy paper 12 x 16 inches, from our latest paint- ing by James Montgomery Flagg, and a handsomely illustrated catalogue giving full descriptions of our complete line of en- gravings, both for 25 cents. A copy of this picture alone will cost you 50 cents when this special offeris withdrawn. Take advantage of this opportunity. No collection of pictures is complete without ‘Sally in Our Alley,"’ by one of the most famous artists in America. Our beautifully illustrated catalogue contains a very com- plete list of lively subjects from which to choose engrayings suitable for your library, den, parlor, living room or billiard room or as holiday, birthday or wedding gifts. Order now! LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY 225 FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK EVERY DEALER KNOWS that the most satisfactory brand of whiskey he can offer his trade is eT. WV. HARPER” @ Often, however, they recommend something else because there is more profit in the poorer kind. @ As a consumer you want THE BEST, therefore insist on HARPER. Bernhetm Distilling Co., Incorporated Loulsvilie TELEPHONE NUMBER PUBLISHED BY LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY Baunseice Busoina, 225 Firtn Avenue, New Yous cicher, P t Reuben P. SI ArthurTerry, James Grant Carnegie to Rich Men's Sons. NDREW CARNEGIE recently called on ‘His Honor.’’ The editorial bench having been properly dusted, Mr. Carnegie was invited to share it fora while. As soon as he was rested a bit, he handed down a few decisions about millionaires’ wives and the troubles they make for their husbands — decisions which the court of public opinion will doubtless sustain. In this connection Mr. Carnegie also handed down the fol- lowing: ‘I would rather be born poor than a millionaire, and I have had ex- perience in both directions. I have made forty-two or forty-three millionaires in my time, but I want to say that the only right a man has to wealth lies in his acquiring it by some useful labor. The great trouble with the wealth of to-day is that sons of millionaires do not realize this necessity of being useful to the com- munity. In this decision that rich men's sons should roll up their sleeves and get to work, JupGe fully concurs. Making the Ten Commandments Up-to-date. HE CONVOCATION of Canterbury, sitting in Westminster under the presidency of the Archbishop of Canter- bury, proposes to modify and shorten the second, the fourth, and the tenth com- mandments. Americans are said to be enterprising and willing to undertake almost any job, but never yet have they thought they could improve upon the ten commandments, Brief Decisions from the Bench. E CAREFUL how you grease the wheels of rumor, They don’t need it; they are self-oiling. A good motto is to be as free with your money as you are with your sym- pathy. Too much sympathy is wasted. If you want to know about ‘running an account,’’ ask the bill collector. Grievances are not very often im- proved by being aired. in answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com