Judge, 1911-02-18 · page 3 of 24
Judge — February 18, 1911 — page 3: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor snippets** rather than political commentary. The main content includes: **Visual Elements:** - Left: A classical "Judge" masthead illustration - Right: A Trimble Whiskey advertisement featuring two men toasting, with the tagline "When you do drink, drink Trimble" **Text Content:** The page consists of brief humorous anecdotes under headers like "Brief Decisions from the Bench," "The Eternal Feminine," and "The Declined Drama"—typical Judge magazine filler featuring domestic comedy and wordplay without political significance. **Lower Section:** Travel advertisements for cruise lines (Clyde Line, Mallory Line, Ward Line) to tropical destinations—standard commercial content. The page represents Judge's mix of light social satire, advertising revenue, and travel promotions typical of early 20th-century American magazines.
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JUDGE PUBLISHED WEEKLY ev LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY 5 Furr Avenue, New Yous. sveee on 80. John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben P.S ccy. Arthur Terry, Treasurer. James Melvin Lee, - Managing Falitor, Grant E. Hamil > +) Art Ei Brief Decisions from the Bench. EVEN the truth may told with an inten- tion to decei Yesterday is morrow, uncertai \\ half and half. ~ Be as busy as you im- agine yourself and you will accomplish wonders The stingy man is often a cheerful giver of advice. If kind words never die, we need a few more of that kind just for the sake of variety, Love is even a mother-in-law. if nothing else. aid to recognize no law—not od cocktail should call for Every lover of a Makes the best Abbott's Bitters. The Eternal Feminine. caller)—**Mrs. Servant (announcing Dabbington Dibbs.”” Mistress—'* Not at home Servant —"*She’s got a new dress on, “Show her in. London The Declined Drama. Blobbs—‘Seribbler has had no less than nine plays rejected."" Slobbs—* What is he doing now?" Blobbs-—" Writing essays on the de- cline of the drama.""—-Philadelphia Ree- ord. Mrs. Bacon—* he wanted us to raise Mrs. Bacon—" And paying her? Mrs. Eghert—Why, fifteen dollars a month, Mrs. Bacon that much?" what were you “And couldn't you raise Yonkers Statesman. And why did your cook awrne® a you do drink. drink This LUN “* Here's to one and only one, And may that one be she, Who loves but one and only one, And may that one be me," | ain, etd 3c Cote ESTABLISHED 793 rn7-c.ane Censene The English Weather Man. The weather forecast for to-day is: Fair or fine, with some hail or snow showers; moderating northerly winds, veering northeasterly; cold, sharp night; frost inland.-London Express, January 13th, 1911, Useful Training. The circus actor has a cinch, Because his skill on the trapeze Makes him well able, in a pinch, To hang on street-car straps with ease. --Youngstown Telegram. A Poser for Pop. “Pa” “Yes, Willie.” “*Pa, how is it that my hair has grown longer than yours when yours has grown longer than mine?"’— Boston Transcript. Simple and Fitting. Figg—‘‘What are you having carved on the photographer's tombstone?"’ Fogg—-"‘Taken from life.’’—Boston Transcript. Unreasonable. “Come along to bed, Ethel. I'm sure you wouldn’t like to keep the Lord up all night, just to listen to you.""—Lon- don Bystander. Tongue Tied. Willie ties the village bell, Then he scampers out of sight Chuckling for he knows full well Curfew shall not ring to-night. -Youngstown Telegram. The Open Market. If you have a confession to make, sell it to a magazine.—Atchison Globe, Ideal Winter Trips to the Tropics. The most inviting cruises this season are those to the resorts of ‘‘The American Mediterra- nean,"* that wonderful winterless region bathed by the southern Atlantic, the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea, including Porto Rico, Bahamas, Cuba, Florida and San Domingo. rite for AGWI NEWS, a beautifully illustrated free magazine, describing the cruises of the following steamship lines: PORTO RICO LINE rg st, hamamns re tan, with DISTRICT PASSENGER OFFICES NEW YORK, 2) Bradway ADELPAIA. stat St WOSTON 192 Washington St cnc: 210 $0. € [ee tn answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com