Judge, 1911-02-11 · page 3 of 24
Judge — February 11, 1911 — page 3: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor content** rather than political satire. The left side features "Brief Decisions from the Bench"—short humorous quips about life, presented with generic illustrations of judges and everyday figures. These are lighthearted observations ("An old joke, now and then, / Is relished by the best of men") with no specific political targets. The cartoons titled "Welcome Change" and "The Flirt" appear to be gentle social humor about changing fashions (Teddy Bears replacing something) and romantic interactions, using stock characters rather than identified political figures. The page is dominated by **period advertisements** for Velvet tobacco, Gooderham and Worts whiskey, and other products—typical of Judge's revenue model. No specific political commentary or satire is evident.
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JUDGE PUBLISHED WEEKLY oy LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY Beunswicx Bunoina, 225 Fietn Aven Yors. « 9, dvegaan.s* Tey. 0692 Mapsos Sovene John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben P. Sleicher, Secy, Arthur Terry, Treasurer. James Melvin Lee, = Managing Eulitor. Grant E. Hamilton, Art Eilitor. Brief Decisions from the Bench. { OMEOPATHIC doses of hospitality. sel- dom do much good. An old joke, now and \\ a S th en, “ 47 Is relished by the best {\o/ of men. ae), A soft answer seldom turns away the book agent. The older the family tree, the more decayed are its branches. There is always room at the bottom. Jupce concurs in the decision of the Wall Street Journal that the attitude of trade unions on railway rates shows that capital and labor can work in har- mony—when labor likes. The penny-wise man is not always the pound-foolish. There is no ‘‘bargain counter"’ for ex- perience. THE FLIRT. He—"' Good-night, dear. We mustn't kiss or you will take iny cold.”” She—"* Never mind—/ can pass it on!" —London Opinion. Making Money Out of Insurance. A GREAT many persons do not know that a life insurance policy ina good, strong, prosperous company pays dividends to the holder, out of surplus earnings. In the New York Life, for instance, its annual report shows that during 1910 the dividends declared to its policyholders reached the enormous ag- gregate of $9,110,000. It must be a pleasant thing for a policy holder to feel | that everything is not outgo with him but that his policy represents an interest in the earning power of the company. Any reader of JupGE who does not carry life insurance or who is interested in any form of a policy, need only give his age and drop a postal card or a letter to Darwin P. Kingsley, President New York Life Insurance Company, 346 Broadway, New York, to receive infor- mation as to the cost of various kinds of insurance, and a copy of the sixty-sixth annual report of the company in booklet form. Mention that you are a reader of June. WELCOME CHANGE. Beity has grown tired of Teddy Bears, so now her governess is quite in the fashion —London Punch, Every lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Hitters, Makes the best. Great heroes exist only in the imagi- nation of fond women who are heroic every day in the littlest things. THE SMOOTHEST TOBACCO Tonight after dinner when you seek your favorite armchair and book, just load up your pipe with Velvet and enjoy a real smoke. Velvet is Burley tobacco— extraordinary Barley--the very choice leaves of each plant —they are cured right—mellowed right— rade right. ‘That's why Velvet is dillerent. Dillerent from any tobacco that you have ever smoked. Diflerent in flavor — cooler in smoking and better in every detail, You'll realize its supremacy in a minute. But don't take our bare word for it—pget a can ol it today from your dealer, Let Velvet demonstrate for itsell, SPAULDING & MERRICK Chicago, III. Ina neat metal can 10 cents jf urdealer’sorifhe Ti is Sold out send us the toc. We'll send youa Gin to ony address in I the U.S.A. | W rhe ‘TOBACCO | Faith Cure. Towne—‘‘Do I understand you to say that Spender’s case was really a faith cure?” Brown—‘‘Yes. You see, the doctor and the druggist both trusted him.”— Medford Drum. Useless. You may imagine you have a bank ac- count, but don’t spend too much time drawing on your imagination.—Boston Globe. Two Good Things from Canada Gooderham and Worts Canadian Whiskey and Hudsons Bay Smoking Tobacco For Agencies and Territory wre to Wakem & McLaughlin, (Inc.) Distributors New York Chicago tn answering advertisements vlease mention JUDGE. It will be avpreciated. comicbooks.com