Judge — February 4, 1911 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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— VALENTINE NUMBER PUBLISHED BY LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY Beunseice Bucoima, 225 Firt Avenut, New Yous, Arthur Terry, Treasurer. - Managing Editor. ‘Art Editor. Reuben P. Slei James Melvin Lee, Grant E. Hamilton, - + Brief Decisions from the Bench. TYLE and comfort seldom go to- gether, Patience is often confused with lazi- ness. Your temper is worth more to you than to any one else, so keep it. The ‘‘free lunch’? is usually very ex- pensive in the Wanted by Love—An oculist who can nd. cure blindness. The American girl is seldom taken at her face value by the foreign counts. A laugh is always a good thing—even when it is on you. A statistician may be at times a useful figure-head. Some rules work both ways, some one others not at all. ‘The open season is fast becoming very short for fortune hunters. wi A square deal should be given even to an enemy. The popularity of some is the result of a clever press agent. The milk of human kindn: spoiled by the addition of often is ater. When a girl becomes the boys,’’ it is time for her mother to sit up and take notice. It is a safe bet that the have so much on their head have very little in it. The fac skin game: ‘popular with women who specialist leads all in playing A man’s calm often causes a woman's storm, The penitentiary often makes the penitent man, The longer the head, the shorter the tongue. 0 THE best you can. good, if you are to do them at all. Do persons n you ¢° cei: crink Trimpy Se: “ Here's to Woman — the fairest work of the Great Author. The edition is large, and no man should be without a copy."* Whiskey Green Label. A Scientific Herod. According to Professor Wilcox, of Cornell, the only hope of seeing babies in the United States after 2020 is by importation from France. Some scien- tists are funniest in their most serious moods,—Boston Record. Possibly Professor Wilcox is bidding for a chair in the University of Chicago. — Louisville Herald. Make it a high Plain Dealer. chair.—Cleveland Caront Bitters — Unexcelled with lemonade, soda, gin, sherry and whisky. Indispensable for a perfect cocktail. Oct. C, Blache & Co., 78 Bi St. N.Y., Gen'l Distra, The Lost Leader. (Brow ning Up to Date.) Just for a handful of silver she left us, Just for a feather to stick in her hat! ghbor next door was the one who be- reft us; Offered her two more a week—oh, the cat! They with their gold to give, also no children, Two maids, a butler, and Sunday free. So much was theirs--oh, why did they steal he Why did they me? ight take my one jewel from We that had trained her to cook, clean, policeman, two brothers, a cousin; Learned all her brogue and subdued her quick temper, Made her a servant to choose froma dozen. Swede girls we've tried often; Dutch cooks and dagoes— Watched them break all our cut glass and depart. She, alone, built a light dream for an omelet; She through her reached our heart. —Lippincott's Magazine. biscuits, alone, | In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE, It will be appreciated. Not for Christening. A clergyman had been displeased with the quality of the milk served him. At length he determined to remonstrate with his milkman for supplying such un- worthy stuff. He began mildly, ‘I've been wanting to see you with regard to the quality of the milk with which you are serving me,”’ “Yes, sir,’’ uneasily answered the tradesman. “*T only wanted to say,”’ continued the minister, ‘‘that I use the milk for drink- ing purposes exclusively, and not for christening !"’—Dundee Advertiser. “An easy job will suit me, Senator.” “How about winding the clocks every week?” “I might make that do, But what’s the matter with tearing the leaves off the calendars every month?””"—Washing- ton Herald. Ite delicate flavor and bouquet delights the taste, affording exquisite pleasure. IMPERIAL «7 Extra Dry RN Champagne Better than foreign— —costsless—noduties no ocean freight. Served Everywhere comicbooks.com