Judge — January 21, 1911 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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you do drink. drink TF; owned vre's to the prettiest, Here's to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true. Here's to the neatest one, Here's to the sweetest one, Here's to them all in one~here’s to you.”* JUDGE PUBLISHED WEEKLY ey LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY Baunswice Bur 25 Firtn Avenue, New Yous, John A. Sleicher, President. Reuben P. Sleicher, Arthur Terry, Treasurer. Melvin Lee Managing Euitor. Hamilto ‘Art Eslitor. Whiskey ESTABLISHED _Green Label. renee 32 waorsos Sovsee A “Speaking Likeness. Coroner—‘You knew the deceased pretty well, I believe, and could identify him?" Witness—‘*Yes, I should know ‘im again."’ The Deeds That Count. | Where Ignorance Is Bliss. A photograph of the deceased was then Maud—‘Why don’t you prefer Harry A great general was taking his regi- handed to the witness. . to Will? Harry is capable of big ment into action. He sent forward a Coroner— Do you recognize t deeds.’’ detail of men to make gaps in a rail Witness (shaking his head)—‘No, | Edith—‘Yes; but Will owns some.” fence to avoid the heavy loss sure to dunno who that is."" —Baltimore American. result if the whole body of men paused Coroner—*You said you would know | to tear itdown. The coolest and finest him again if you saw him.”” The Pace. man in the detail was a young soldier Witness--"So 1 should, sir. But 1 “Do you find that it is costing you | who had never been under fire before. don’t think I could tell ‘is picture. more to live than it used to?” | When he began pulling down the fence ‘oroner—‘* What was there about the ‘No, not more to live; but more to | he fancied he had disturbed a nest of that you would know and recog- | keep from being eclipsed by my foolish | hornets, as he thought he heard them nize again?” . ‘ee neighbors."'—Chicago Record-Heradd. | singing fiercely about his ears. But Witness (brightening up)—-** ‘Is stut- the lad was not going to run from hornets ter, sir, "E stuttered awful !’’—Judy. Adamant. when there was more serious business = “There are a lot of girls who don’t ahead. Ignoring the angry insects, he Mothers will tind Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the ever intend to get married. | opened the fence and rejoined the regi- best remedy for their children. 25c a bottle. | “How do you know?” | ment without being stung. In a day or - | “I've proposed to several.’’—Cleve- two he was surprised to hear that he Comforting. | land Leader. was to be promoted. | “But,” he said, modestly, ‘* I don’t think I deserve promotion over the “He handled his subject without | others.” y boy,”’ replied the general, “I » could he when it was electric | Saw you pull down that fence. You were “Baltimore American. the coolest man under fire I ever saw!"’ The man gasped, stared, and turned that m gon should wish to Bees shrieked the proud, Nat Sate; jan mother. “Now, ma, don’t take on so!’" be- sought the undatiful heir, ‘*She isn’t How really an actress; she only thinks she Wiring? is.""—- Washington Herald. Bad Outlook for Mr. Shears “L always feel, after I have spent an De Broke—**So the tailor called again hour or two in your company,"’ he said, with my bill? Did you say I was out?” “that Iam a better man.” His man- sir; and I told him “It is very good of you to say so,"’ More Treatment Needed. “‘What!’’ he exclaimed, regardless of grammar. ‘‘Was them wasps bullets?”’ pe Miller. Similar Tastes. that I thought he was, too."’—Boston she replied. ‘*Don't hesitate to come | Bacon—‘‘Have you and your wife Transcript. often.”"—Chicago Record-Herald. shutiar taster?” 7 How Could He ? In “Contempt.” |, Bghert-—I think so. T don't wy, - = annchow - .. she likes her cooking, either.’ Aunt—*You will nev r learn jow to No race suicide at Cornell; she has | Satesman. mana our money, Karl. , got a Daily Sun.— Williams Purple Cow. — Nephew—"*Can “you wonder at it, “Also amerry Widow,"? we are forced | Ardent fusser—'Have you anything auntie? My acquaintance with it is al- | to add.—Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern. | on to-night?” | Cute thing—*How dare you!"’—Stan- ways so short.’’—Fliegende Blaetter. Leaves the Small Change. ford Chaparral. What He Ran To. Snicker—‘Does your wife ever ran- He—*What is Gill's favorite cereal?” sack your pockets for letters?” “He bas all kinds of money. She—*Wild oats, I guess.’’"— Yonkers Kicker—*Yes; for big Xs and Vs.""— “Rich, eh?” Statesman. | Blue Bull. | “No; coin collector.""—Texas Coyote. oe In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com