Judge — January 21, 1911 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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ee Preferred Goose Flesh. Farmer Jenkins believed in the good old-fashioned idea of giving all the farm hands and laborers a real good feed at the festive season. So he determined to give them something to remember last year and ordered the feast to start with soup, to, be followed by goose, roast beef, and unlimited supplies of plum pudding. The farm hands duly assembled, and having fasted all day, so as to be in good trim for the Christmas feed, were pre- pared to make the supplies look foolish. Roast goose and beer were all they ex- what's this ’ere?’’ said a dis- sturdy son of toil, when a huge plate of soup was placed before him. ‘‘You've forgotten the goose and stuffin’. I don’t want all gravy!"’ s—‘‘I hear that Professor prophet, has decided that to an end next Mr. Squigg Wiseman, t the world will come Christmas Day.” Tommy Squiggs—‘Before or after dinner, pa?” “Well, Jenkins, a Happy “IL turn Mrs. Tracts New Year to you, and I hope yo over a new leaf.” Village ne’er-do-weel —‘Thank ye, mum; same to you.’" Hostess—‘*Miss Robinson has no partner for this waltz. Would you mind dancing with her instead of with me?"" Hawkard—*‘On the contrary, I shall be only too delighted.’* Then she cut him dead. Mrs. Caller—‘*You s your husband a neckt mas?" Mrs. Athome the poor dear ne’ it is the same one rely don’t give every Christ- “Oh, yes, Ido! And seems to know that “What is the height of happine mused the philosophical girl. “Well, in my case,’’ laughed the pretty June bride, ‘the is about five feet ten. The piquancy of a Sherbet is attained by using @ dash of Abbott's Bitters. ple by mail, 25 cts. in stamps. C. W. Abbott & Co., Baltimore, Md. Not What It Seemed. In the Cincinnati Enquirer late were quite astonished to see, headlines, ‘A College Revival.’’ ticipating thankfully any intelligence concerning evangelistic victories in our colleges, we began to read. But the first sent gave us this unexpected information: ‘'A good college play such as ‘Brown of Harvard,’ which was put on yesterday by the Forepaugh Stock Company,"’ ete.— Western Christian Ad- vocate, Modern Method. “Tam a candidate for your hand."* “*But my parents have indorsed an- other young man."* “All right; I'll run as an insurgent.” —Houston Chronicle. Pure, Healthful, Refreshing Apollinaris “THE QUEEN OF TABLE WATERS” Bohem ian Number of 10 Cents a Copy Old King Cole was a merry old soul, Anda merry old soul was he. | He threw down his pipe and he upset his bowl — Bonestay Junce had filled him with glee. a Little Jack Homer sat in a corner, Nibbling a piece of fudge ; But that was not why. there was mirth in his eye— He possessed a BOMEMIAN Jupcr vuiage- OUT NEXT WEEK A number in which all convention has been laid aside. Women and children not permitted to buy this issue unless they have the price. Those who would rather live in Bohemia than in any other land would rather read the Bohemian Number of Jupce than any other one—so would a lot of other people. (JVDGE] a NUMBER) | i 10 Cents a Copy ‘There was a man in our town, And he was wondrous wise. He always wore a smile in- stead Of heaving foolish sighs. eB And when the people asked him why He never did repine— “It's Juoce,” said he, “that ‘gladdens me; ‘There's fun in every line.” ‘SOLD—BUT NOT KEPT UNSOLD AT ALL NEWSSTANDS In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. EVERY DEALER KNOWS that the most satisfactory brand of whiskey he can offer his trade is eT. VW. HARPER” q Often, however, they recommend something else because there is more profit in the poorer kind. @ As a consumer you want THE BEST, therefore insist on HARPER. Bernhelm Distitting Co., Incorporated oulsy| It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com