Judge — January 14, 1911 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Judge is published weekly by the LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City Westexn Apvertisina Ovvice: Marquette Building, Chicago, Ill. Entered at New York as Second-class Mail Matter One year, or 62 numbers Six months, or 26 number Thirteen weeks - : Subscriptions payable in advance by draft on New York, or by express ot postal oru C local checks which are at a discount ind City. Postage free in the United States, its dependen- ies, and Mexico. To Canadian Provinces add 50 cents a year for postage ; to all foreign countries NTS — International News Building, \cery Lane, Avenue de (Opera, Faris : Saar- hange, 16 John Street, Adelphi, 5 $8 Rue de la Victoire, Paris; 1 Clara Germany. ind advertising for all the publica- judge Company will be taken at Com- Lon- tions of regular rates at any of the above offices. ; ‘The contents of Jupce are protected by copyright t Britain. stamped and sel return of the latter when found unav: not be guaranteed. We receive such mitted for publication, only on condition that we shall not be held responsible for its loss or injury while in our hands or in transit. If Jupce cannot be found publishers will be under obli Promptly reported on post: BACK NUMBERS : Present year, 10 cents per copy ; 1910, 2 cents; 1999, 20 centa, ete. He Knew Sheep. A city young woman went out to teach a country school. The class in arith- ic was before her. She said, w, children, if there are ten sheep on one side of a wall, and one sheep jumps over, how many sheep will be left?”’ Then up piped the little tow-headed daughter of a farmer: “No sheep, teacher, no sheep.’” “Oh, oh!”’ cried the city young woman reproachfully. ‘You are not so stupid as that! Think again. If there were ten sheep on one side of the wall, and one sheep jumped over, nine sheep would be left. Don’t you see that?”’ “‘No, no, no!’’ persisted the child. “If one sheep jumped over, all the others would jump after. My father keeps sheep.’’ Then, seeing the puzzled look on the teacher's face, the little tow-head explained apologetically, ‘‘You know mathematics, teacher; but, you see, I know sheep.”’"—London Tit-Bits. A Warm Weather Pet. A little boy was entertaining the min- ister the other day. The minister, to make congenial conversation, inquired, “Have you a dog?” “Yes, sir; a dachshund,” replied the lad. “Where is he?"’ questioned the domi- knowing the way to a boy’s heart. Father sends him away for the winter. He says it takes him so long to go in and out of the door, he cools the whole house off."’—Blue Bull. He Needed a Drink. A stingy angler was fishing on a Scot- tish loch on a drenching day. He had been consoling himself from his flask and forgetting his gillie. Presently he asked the gillie if there was a dry place in the boat on which to strike a match. “You might try my throat,” said the gillie; it’s dry enough.’’. Daily News. London, Liqueur Peres Chartreux GREEN AND VELLOw— The original and have been) country t genuine by judged by the Federal Co I the exclusive property of t their world-renowned product is nowadays known as “Liqueur Péres Chartreux.” At frstclags Wine Merchants, Grocers Batjer & 2, 45 Hroadway, New Vor Agents fur United State As Another Saw Him. Farmer (with whom an author is spending a few weeks, taking up his manuscript)—‘‘And what’s this?”” Author—‘‘It’s my new treatise. I study the life and wor! and then w: Farm yourself? And do nothing Fliegende Blaetter. Cruel, Cruel! Mrs, Penheck—‘*Well, here is surely acase for the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals!"’ Mr. Penheck—*Now what's up?” Mrs. Penheck—‘At a lodge meeting the other night, this paper says, two hundred full-grown men rode the goat!’’ —Youngstown Telegram. Challenge Waterproof Collars are built for service—built to save you money on laundry bills, yet they're stylish and dressy as the best linen collar you can buy—look like linen too, same en fisish—s: Sold by The More the Merrier. Two heads are better than one, Provided that they are not soreheads; But, really, when all's said and done, We can’t get ahead without foreheads. tholic Times. Hard to Refute. Customer—' Look here! This milk of yours is half water and half chalk, yet you advertise it as strictly pure.’” Milkman—‘*Madam, to the pure all things are pure.’’—London Sketch. WHISKEY SET. tN — S ~—e In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com