Judge — January 7, 1911 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED WEEKLY ev LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY Beumswick Bunoina, 225 Firtw Avenue, New Yous v0! lohn A. Reuben P. Sleicher, James Melvin Lee, + Managing rElitr Grant E. Hamilton, - = Art Editor Democratic Harmony. | By AMOS R. WELLS. “a E HAVE the state,”” The Donkey brays in glee; “And now how are we to create A party harmony?” instruments of The Buckeyes promptly rise to say, | With manner debonair, “Just cast your ear Ohio-way, For Harmon-y is there.” New Yorkers say, ‘‘Strike up a tune, Infectious, bright, and tricksy; And nothing's worth a picayune For Democrats but Dix-ie. Missouri says, ‘‘If that’s the go, A better plan we bring. You needn't show us; we can show— | A Folk-song let us sing.” New Jersey cries, ‘‘That's not the plan! If you would fill the hall, You don’t want tunes; you want a man. Get Wilsor—and that's all."’ Manhattan answers, ‘‘Fie, sirs, fie! It surely would be In picking out a party c To choose a certain Gainer.’ | ry says, ‘I’m glad to note We do not lack for leaders, And I will give my voice and vote For all of these succeeders.”” lover of a good cocktail should call for Bitters. Makes the b Heard Downtown, “S'pose my face is d * said the office-boy in the elevator, ‘twhat busi- ness is it of yours? ain’t my dad.”* No," replied the elevator man; ‘but I’m bringing you up.’’—Boston Tran- script. Room for It. Perhaps in time the Society of the Daughters of Brigham Young will be organized.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. | “Come fill your glass, and fill to the brim And drink with me to the bealth of him Who feels, as he kisses its contents away, ‘That it was made, tray.” Whiskey Green Label. iden and not to ESTABLISHED 1793 No Gossip. “Our new neighbor must be a very suspicious character.”” “Why so?”” “She employs a maid who is deaf and dumb, the mean thing!"—Baltimore American. Setting a Fashion. “*She’s an angel!’” “Perhaps so; but’”’—— “But what? Have you anything to say against her?” “Not a thing in the world; but she’s probably the first angel who ever wore willow plumes on her halo.’’—Houston Post. You can tell that women have no sense of humor by the way they look at their hats without laughing.—Dallas News. Paradoxical Proceedings. **Do you know of any case where a cause produces exactly the opposite re- sult?”” “Certainly.” “‘Name one.” “‘Rich food and poor health.’’—Balti- more American. FOR pM MEN OF BRAINS Gon GAR An “Appealing Title. “How did Mrs. Lowbrow ever happen to buy a set of Sheridan’s works? “In looking over the books on a bar- gain counter, she noticed the title ‘School for Scandal.’ ’’ — Youngstown Telegram. Ideal Winter Trips to ‘thie Tropics. he most inviting cruises this season are those to the resorts of ‘The American Mediterra- * that wonderful winterless region bathed by the southern Atlantic, the Gulf of Mexico and ibbean Sea, including Porto Rico, Bahamas, Cuba, Florida and San Domingo. Write for AGWI NEWS, a beautifully illustrated free magazine, describing the cruises of the following steamship lines: CLYDE daity Porto ful 16 day ering all LINE a nd the Island. tipenses, touching at principal ia. one to all tinpeirtant ral Otices bet It, East itiver DISTRICT PASSENGER OFFICES: NEW YORK, 2) Broatwa| ADELPHIA BOSTON, 192 Washington St ‘cmieaao, 28 So, Clark St WASHINGTON. 18 PSC. NW, SSS EEE In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be apprecinted. comicbooks.com